Sal and Vinny go hunting

[bellystrokes]

Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sal
grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the
operator, "I think Sal is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy
and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence and then a shot is heard.

Vinny's voice comes back on the line, "Okay... now what?"

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Great joke. 😀

 

[unclebill]

hmmm.....I think its safe to say that Vinny is a taco shy of having a combination platter. Thanks for sharing, pretty lady. 🙂

 

[Bugman]

LMAO.Are you sure that was not two blondes?

 

[bellystrokes]

LMAO.Are you sure that was not two blondes?

Did I say Lars and Sven?

 

[german]

Now with the ethnic slurs ay Belly lol 😛

Priest

 

[bellystrokes]

Now with the ethnic slurs ay Belly lol 😛

Priest

Oh good day, mate, I am going to get to you Franz and Helmut soon (try to cover all my bases here, heheheh)

 

[Bugman]

Did I say Lars and Sven?

True you did,but i assumed you meant two men.

 

[Mastertank1]

Specifically

True you did,but i assumed you meant two men.

I think she meant two ITALIAN men. Possibly Scicilian.
Y'see, in Vinnie's experience the phrase 'make sure he's dead' means pump another shot or two into him, so he just followed instructions.

 

[Illtcklu]

LMAO.Are you sure that was not two blondes?

It was two boobs!



Get it? Way to tie two threads together.





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