Samples

[Illtcklu]

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Good one. 😀

 

[bellystrokes]

No free samples today I hope. heehehe

 

[Illtcklu]

No free samples today I hope. heehehe

Is this your way of telling us you don't have any panties on today? 🙄


Amazing how you hear what you want to hear!

 

[bellystrokes]

And I get what I want too.

 

[Mastertank1]

I'm not surprised

And I get what I want too.

What with running around with no panties and all!
Very provocative.

Lead me not into temptation;
I can find my own way, thanks.

 

[bellystrokes]

What with running around with no panties and all!
Very provocative.

Lead me not into temptation;
I can find my own way, thanks.

Hell, I think you could lead tours into temptation--ehehehee

 

[german]

haha - but just that thought makes my blood run cold.

Priest

 

[Mastertank1]

Into, sure!

Hell, I think you could lead tours into temptation--ehehehee

My problem is finding my way back out again!

And German, I don't blame you; anyone relying on me as a guide is in BIG trouble! 🙄

 

[bellystrokes]

Yet, here we are, following you. Pied Piper? Lemming effect?

 

[german]

You know what they say when you start travelling down the Dark Side...

Priest

 

[Mastertank1]

Hmmmmm.

Yet, here we are, following you. Pied Piper? Lemming effect?

More like the Pie-eyed piper! 😛

Contrary to popular belief (Ralph Popular said he believed it) I am NOT a lemming! I am the lemmings travel agent.

Hey, there are things to be said for the dark side;
If you stay on it, you never get sunburned.
And the meat is juicier.