Sariah!

[Celtic_Emperor]

"Peter, I need you to watch Stewie so I can give piano lessons, please!"- Lois

" Oh come on Lois! I just got back from sitting in a boat fishing, BSing and having beer with my buddies! How about a little ME time?!"- Peter

"Peter, please!"- Lois

"Alright alright...you know, I spoil you."- Peter

 

[Budweiserbob!]

"That's mercury son, the planet closest to te sun. But it's doing down here I haven't the foggiest, maybe we should ask an astronomer..." - Tom Tucker

"I'm a guy you Jackass" -Peter

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

"All I could get on such short notice was a cake and a big ass pinyata!"- Peter

*the pinyata is in the form of a big ass*

"I sure hope candy comes out of that."- Brian

 

[Budweiserbob!]

Here's one of the more known quote of family guy thanks to bignorm!

"God *slap* Is *slap* Pissed!" - Brian


I may of missed a slap but i can't remember! :tounge:

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

"Peter, pay heed and hither."- the ghost of the Kentucky Patriot (the beer spokesperson)

"Hey, hey, hey, I don't swing that way pal!"- Peter

 

[Budweiserbob!]

"This one, you can blame on the dog." *parrrp* - Brian

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

"I can't believe you impregnated my daughter, and you're my brother! You're fired!"- plane owner (to his brother)

*Brian and Stewie walk up to him*

"Sir, you can trust us. You see, my young friend here possesses neither the mature genitalia or is old enough to impregnate your daughter, and I'm of a different species!"- Brian

"You're hired!"- plane owner

LOL, this was funny. ^^

 

[Budweiserbob!]

"My friend was twice the fisherman you are...and half the weight!" - Fisherman

*fisherman touches ass*

"tsssssssssss....." - Fisherman.

"No....No....Hot" - Peter.