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[the_jimmy_james]

Alexander Graham Bell dreamt he died and went to Hell. While he was there he did compare life from then and life from now.

Many people he did see and he realized he could charge a fee, for speaking with others miles away in an instant, not having to wait a day.

"Telephones! Telephones!" He said, then added, "Wish I weren't dead!" Just then the Devil looked and said, "This is a dream! In life you still revel!"

Bell decided then and there as though he'd been given a heavenly dare, to find a way to bilk us all in homes and cars and shopping malls.

So the next time you drive real fast down the road cell phone in your ear like a stupid toad. Just thank that old guy way back when who invented phones so you can jabber with your friend.

 

[melanie2]

ah i don't own a cell phone..and you know what makes me mad..are people out walking for exercise etc. their ear attached to the damn thing..i mean come on..i can get along just fine without a telephone attached to my ear 24/7...these people aren't brain surgeons..also yesterday in the theater..it said turn off all cell phones..and the kids in front of me were busily texting the whole time..and in a dark theater, those lights can blind..

 

[the_jimmy_james]

That is when you stop and say, "Halt, you stupid kids are gay!"

Bring your fist down upon their head many times until they're dead.

Only then can you have peace, and on their bodies you will feast.

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

I want to be eaten by a dinosaur made of fire so I voted that one.

I've done it, but always when I'm alone on the highway. I like having the moral highground when I'm berating my fellow motorists.

 

[the_jimmy_james]

I want to be eaten by a dinosaur made of fire so I voted that one.

I've done it, but always when I'm alone on the highway. I like having having the moral highground when I'm berating my fellow motorists.

I'm with you. If I'm gonna dump on someone, I don't want the feces spattering back on me.

 

[Cbarton]

'Tis why I use a headset and keep my hands free.