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sayings on a tshirt thread...
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Wow! Some cool entries! I gotta say though that my favorite was one I heard about here on the TMF worn by a little, wrinkly old man. The shirt said:
"I'm the 19 year old blonde cheerleader you had phone sex with last night"
Didn't even see that one and laughed out loud!
Professor Tkl
Wow! Some cool entries! I gotta say though that my favorite was one I heard about here on the TMF worn by a little, wrinkly old man. The shirt said:
"I'm the 19 year old blonde cheerleader you had phone sex with last night"
Didn't even see that one and laughed out loud!
Professor Tkl
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Hey "Princess".....get me a friggin' beer already.
Ray<3tiklishft
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Printed on an angle, going up-----"SHUT UP!"
Mastertank1
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more weirdness
If it absolutely, positively has to be destroyed over night... USMC
Guns are no more responsible for killing people than the spoon is responsible for making Rosie O'Donnell fat.
Guns don't kill people, I do.
Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't!
USMC Sniper: Don't bother running, you'll only die tired.
If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
Your Proctologist called, they found your head.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas!
Of course I'm out of my mind, it's dark and scary in there!
I tried to contain myself but...I ESCAPED!
Ever stop to think...and forget to start again?
Out of my mind. Be back in 15 minutes.
I used to be a schizophrenic, but we're okay now
Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people are crazy; check 3 friends, if they’re ok, you’re it.
I don't suffer from insanity, I revel in it!
My reality check bounced - account closed!
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
And my personal favorite; 🙄
There's a fine line twixt genius and madness; I proudly straddle it!
If it absolutely, positively has to be destroyed over night... USMC
Guns are no more responsible for killing people than the spoon is responsible for making Rosie O'Donnell fat.
Guns don't kill people, I do.
Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't!
USMC Sniper: Don't bother running, you'll only die tired.
If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
Your Proctologist called, they found your head.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas!
Of course I'm out of my mind, it's dark and scary in there!
I tried to contain myself but...I ESCAPED!
Ever stop to think...and forget to start again?
Out of my mind. Be back in 15 minutes.
I used to be a schizophrenic, but we're okay now
Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people are crazy; check 3 friends, if they’re ok, you’re it.
I don't suffer from insanity, I revel in it!
My reality check bounced - account closed!
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
And my personal favorite; 🙄
There's a fine line twixt genius and madness; I proudly straddle it!
Mastertank1
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More nasty shirt
whole lotta nasty shirt
1 EAT THE RICH the poor are tough and stringy
2 Can I have your number? I'll call you when my dog is in heat.
3 Your village called. They're missing their idiot.
4 I hear voices in my head and they say they don't like you.
5 Reality bites!... and I have the teeth marks to prove it!
6 Hell had no space so I came back
7 It is a shame stupidity isn't painful
8 If you're happy and you know it see a shrink
9 P.M.S. ?!! Hell, this is one of my better days!!
10 I brake for faeries, elves, gnomes, leprechauns, and other invisible creatures that only I can see.
11 If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
12 You're just jealous because the voices talk to me.
13 It's time to pull over and change the air in your head.
14 Reality is the leading cause of stress.
15 Are you always this stupid, or is today a special occasion?
16 Must not sleep... the clowns will eat me.
17 Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
18 This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
19 Support your local undertaker - DROP DEAD!
20 Archeologists will date any old thing.
21 We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
22 Hard work has a future payoff, but laziness pays off now
23 U.S. MARINE CORPS.--Everything destroyed in 30 min. or the next one's free!
24 Support a Lawyer - Become a Doctor.
25 Remember to use ALL fingers when waving at a policeman!
26 Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
27 Don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.
28 It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
29 If I gave a shit, you'd be the first one I’d give it to.
30 Do NOT start with me - you will not win.
Mastertank1
We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.
whole lotta nasty shirt
1 EAT THE RICH the poor are tough and stringy
2 Can I have your number? I'll call you when my dog is in heat.
3 Your village called. They're missing their idiot.
4 I hear voices in my head and they say they don't like you.
5 Reality bites!... and I have the teeth marks to prove it!
6 Hell had no space so I came back
7 It is a shame stupidity isn't painful
8 If you're happy and you know it see a shrink
9 P.M.S. ?!! Hell, this is one of my better days!!
10 I brake for faeries, elves, gnomes, leprechauns, and other invisible creatures that only I can see.
11 If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
12 You're just jealous because the voices talk to me.
13 It's time to pull over and change the air in your head.
14 Reality is the leading cause of stress.
15 Are you always this stupid, or is today a special occasion?
16 Must not sleep... the clowns will eat me.
17 Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
18 This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
19 Support your local undertaker - DROP DEAD!
20 Archeologists will date any old thing.
21 We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
22 Hard work has a future payoff, but laziness pays off now
23 U.S. MARINE CORPS.--Everything destroyed in 30 min. or the next one's free!
24 Support a Lawyer - Become a Doctor.
25 Remember to use ALL fingers when waving at a policeman!
26 Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
27 Don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die.
28 It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
29 If I gave a shit, you'd be the first one I’d give it to.
30 Do NOT start with me - you will not win.
Mastertank1
We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.
tulipangel
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Ummm
My other body is a swim suit model
My other body is a swim suit model
