Seeking male tickle slaves to join harem

[h0pelessr0mance]

Seeking super hot, super sensitive, obedient men to be my tickle slaves. You will work part time to help earn money and have a couple assigned chores around the house. In exchange I will tickle, tease, and edge you for hours once a week (I know only once is cruel, but I have to be fair and give everyone attention.)

Requirements include shaving all ticklish places, eating your vegetables BEFORE dessert without complaining, showering at least twice a week (that means everything, young man!) and being properly dressed in your sexy collar, shackles and underwear. I expect everyone to be physically fit, because only pretty people should have sex. It will be on a nice plot of land relatively far from the city so no one can rescue you bother us in our happy life.

Send resume and physical description at [email protected]. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY PLS!!!

(For those that don't know, this is a joke in response to something someone said on my personals ad lol.)

 

[h0pelessr0mance]

The house in question (I wish):

https://www.zillow.com/ homedetails/ 809-Hall-St-Saint-Joseph-MO-64501/110497127_zpid/

 

[ChicagoDavid]

Only two showers per week?!

 

[h0pelessr0mance]

Only two showers per week?!

Yes, on the days I would tickle them, obviously. If they wanna feel dirty as they work, that's their perogative.

 

[wiubuzz]

Darn! I almost wish your post was real! I want to be someone's tickle slave!

 

[h0pelessr0mance]

Lol another year of this terrible economy and I just might consider it.

Darn! I almost wish your post was real! I want to be someone's tickle slave.