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Senior Citizens Breakfast Special.

paracarl44

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The menu for Breakfast was: Two Eggs,Toast,& Coffee for $1.99.

A lady told the waitress that she did not want the eggs.

The waitress replied: "Then I will have to charge you $2.99 because you are ordering a la carte".

The lady replied: "I'll take the special, then".

The waitress asked: "How do you want your eggs?"

The lady replied: "Raw and in the shell."

Morale of story: Don't mess with Senior Citizens, as they have been around the block a couple of times in their lives.:sowrong:
 
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