Sent to me by Knox.....(ROFL)

[venray]

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?"

The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It'. That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'it really satisfies.'"

The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over.

So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."

The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"

The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"

A little shaken now, the cowboy nevertheless turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"

The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality is Job One'" Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'" Then gives a wink.

Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."

The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"

The cowboy says, "Because, it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!!!!"

 

[venray]

Take the Rabbi's advice...

A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and
I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" The
man replied, "My wife is poisoning me." The Rabbi, very surprised by
this, asks, "How can that be?" The man then pleads, "I'm telling you,
I'm certain

she's poisoning me, what should I do?" The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you
what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you
know." A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to
your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours You want my
advice?"

The man said yes and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."

 

[milagros317]

LMAO @ both 😛

The seond one reminds me of an exchange that allegedly took place at a dinner party between Winston Churchill and a woman sitting next to him who despised his politics:

Woman: If you were my husband, I'd put poison in your tea.

Churchill: If you were my wife, I'd drink it.

 

[isabeau]

LMAO @ both 😛

The seond one reminds me of an exchange that allegedly took place at a dinner party between Winston Churchill and a woman sitting next to him who despised his politics:

Woman: If you were my husband, I'd put poison in your tea.

Churchill: If you were my wife, I'd drink it.

lol good one....

 

[Dianatklee]

Both of them made me laugh.

 

[Knox The Hatter]

Thanks, Ray...

I'm thinking marketing slogans for deodorants do make for good punchlines.