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Sex when you are Ninety.

paracarl44

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The granddaughter rushed to see her grandmother when she heard that her grandfather had passed away.:dropatear

She asked her grandmother: "What did grandpa die from?":dropatear

Grandma replied: We were having sex, dear.":lovestory

The granddaughter was astonished and said: "Sex at your age, you are both into your nineties?":idunno:😕

Grandmother replied:"Yes, we only had sex on Sunday mornings and to the rhythm of the church bells." "It was in on Ding and out on Dong, and I feel that your grandfather would have still been alive if that damned Ice Cream Truck had not come along.":Grrr:
 
Oh my, my goodness!!! That is freaking absolutely hysterically funny, love it!! Love it!!! Totally awesome!!!:dogpile::milestone:
 
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