SlaverTickler said:
and whats wrong with being green. You got a problem with green people ?!?!
No, green is cool. Blue isn't bad either, as demonstrated by Yvonne Craig on an episode of Star Trek....but I digress. There is a lot of talk in this thread about tickling the She-Hulk, but wouldn't that be kind of dangerous? I'm thinking of ToYou444's body cast. 🙂
What about the She-Hulk as a tickler? Imagine a lone bank robber holds up a Wachovia Branch in Westchester. As the tellers are filling his duffel bag with c-notes, in through the window crashes the She-Hulk. Before this guy knows what hit him, he is disarmed and captured. The She-Hulk, in her sexy skin tight swimsuit-style costume, grabs both his wrists with one hand and lifts him up so his feet are dangling and just holds him there.
The crowd is cheering her and jeering the robber. "Some thug you are, pal! Beaten by a woman! haha!" and things like "What a pussy!! My little sister could take you!" etc. The would-be robber, who's name is Vinnie, is very macho, and completely humiliated by this totally embarrassing turn of events. He wishes the cops would come, but due to traffic congestion and general issues of red tape, this doesn't happen for quite some time. The crowd keeps jeering and insulting him, and he's helpless to fight back. He's convinced it can't get any worse when someone from the crowd yells "Hey She-Hulk! Let's see if he's ticklish!" A wicked smile spreads across her pretty green face.
Vinnie is flushed with embarrassed rage when he suddenly feels the She-Hulk's free hand slipping up the front of his shirt. Her fingers begin scrabbling his torso and he explodes into laughter. He struggles and kicks but she holds him high with one hand, using her gamma-spawned super strength. Vinnie absolutely can't stand being tickled, and is beside himself with tortured laughter. The She-Hulk continues tickling Vinnie ruthlessly. With her breasts heaving like a college freshman on dollar beer night, she tickles his stomach, sides, and ribs with wanton abandon. Finally she opens his shirt altogether and reaches in and goes for his armpit. Vinnie goes absolutely berzerk. With his wrists held high above him, his legs are his only free limbs. He kicks and kicks but it is like kicking a cast iron statue in Central Park. Her fingers radically violate the privacy his upper body used to enjoy. His laughter turns into shrieking hysterics. The She-Hulk is enjoying her torture of Vinnie like she's never enjoyed anything before in her life. When she finally stops, the crowd is staring at her, slack-jawed. Vinnie is long since passed out. She leaves Vinnie in the custody of the security guard and takes off.