A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible
shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island. After
being there a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every
evening to watch the sun go down.
One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds,
the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As
they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
redneck. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the redneck took
his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets
together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the
most beautiful woman the redneck had ever seen. She was in a pretty
bad way when they rescued her, so they slowly nursed her back to
health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to
their evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm
and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the
redneck started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as
long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young
woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear... "Would you mind
taking the dog for a walk?
shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island. After
being there a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every
evening to watch the sun go down.
One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds,
the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As
they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
redneck. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the redneck took
his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets
together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the
most beautiful woman the redneck had ever seen. She was in a pretty
bad way when they rescued her, so they slowly nursed her back to
health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to
their evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm
and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the
redneck started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as
long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young
woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear... "Would you mind
taking the dog for a walk?
