Lady goes to a shoe store,and she'snot wearing any panties. So the salesman is
helping her try on some shoes and her legs are spread apart revealing no underwear.
He can't help but to look...can't seem to take his eyes off of her. Finally he says, miss,
I just have to tell you...that's the nicest....hoo hoo I have ever seen. It's beautiful..I'd like
to fill it up with ice cream and eat it. Well she goes right home to her husband and tells
him what the salesman said. She tells him she wants himto go down to the store and
beat the crap out of him. The husband says, "I'm not going to do that" He opens he
closet door and continues, "First of all, you didn't need any more shoes, 2nd of all,
none of this would have happened if you had just worn panties, and 3rd of all, I don't
want to meet a guy who can eat THAT much ice cream!
helping her try on some shoes and her legs are spread apart revealing no underwear.
He can't help but to look...can't seem to take his eyes off of her. Finally he says, miss,
I just have to tell you...that's the nicest....hoo hoo I have ever seen. It's beautiful..I'd like
to fill it up with ice cream and eat it. Well she goes right home to her husband and tells
him what the salesman said. She tells him she wants himto go down to the store and
beat the crap out of him. The husband says, "I'm not going to do that" He opens he
closet door and continues, "First of all, you didn't need any more shoes, 2nd of all,
none of this would have happened if you had just worn panties, and 3rd of all, I don't
want to meet a guy who can eat THAT much ice cream!
