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Sibling Rivalry

bellystrokes

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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The
house was very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl,
to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped
deliver the baby. Very diligently Kathleen did as she was asked. Her mother
Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The
paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor
began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack his butt again."
 
Very funny, goddess. Pardon the pun, but that is proof that the joke is all in the "delivery." Hey, you can smack my butt anytime...but only if you mean it. 😉
 
naughty1 said:
Very funny, goddess. Pardon the pun, but that is proof that the joke is all in the "delivery." Hey, you can smack my butt anytime...but only if you mean it. 😉



Oh honey, I always mean it!!!!
 
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