giggleygirl25
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Signs Your Spouse Is Sleeping With Santa
Instead of cookies and milk, she leaves out a fifth of Scotch and edible panties.
Comes home with tinsel stuck between her teeth and Claus marks on her back.
Of the 200 presents for her under the tree, you bought three of them.
Never very adventuresome in bed, she suddenly asks if you want to do it
"reindeer style."
He comes in late, brushes his teeth furiously, uses floss and mouthwash for the first time in years, then says,
"Well, it looks like I'm finally getting that
train set this year!"
Her picture is prominently featured on
santasbitches.com.
Every day after work, elves block you in traffic to keep you from getting home too early.
She's shaved her pubic hair into the shape of a little chimney.
Tells you that you would look a lot sexier if you grew a beard and added 150 pounds.
Every December 24th it's the same routine: She puts on a teddy and sits on the roof.😀
Instead of cookies and milk, she leaves out a fifth of Scotch and edible panties.
Comes home with tinsel stuck between her teeth and Claus marks on her back.
Of the 200 presents for her under the tree, you bought three of them.
Never very adventuresome in bed, she suddenly asks if you want to do it
"reindeer style."
He comes in late, brushes his teeth furiously, uses floss and mouthwash for the first time in years, then says,
"Well, it looks like I'm finally getting that
train set this year!"
Her picture is prominently featured on
santasbitches.com.
Every day after work, elves block you in traffic to keep you from getting home too early.
She's shaved her pubic hair into the shape of a little chimney.
Tells you that you would look a lot sexier if you grew a beard and added 150 pounds.
Every December 24th it's the same routine: She puts on a teddy and sits on the roof.😀
*returns to the thread she hijacked* hmmm i'm with the person that wondered what Mrs. Claus had to say
