Simpson Quotes

[DJ Tickler]

Im sure EVERYONE is a fan of the Simpsons here...so I want to know you favourite quotes:

I'll start things off:

You call this a soccer riot, let's take them to school boys..

Willie at a soccer game

I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to come home...then I will murder him

Homer talking about Bart when he was stranded

Enjoy

DJ Tickler

 

[General Zod]

The scene

Marge is taking part of a demolition derby


Homer


"quit banging my wife"

Homer riding a mule at the derby

"Need some fuel for me mule Some gas for me ass"