Single Ladies, the Christian version (OMG)

[BellaRisa]

I don't care if you're Christian, Jewish, a Moonie...this is a special kind of FAIL

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[Musicroxmysox]

Omg....I have no words....what was I thinking when I decided to watch that lol.

 

[Artoo]

It strikes me as amusing that the congregation(?) find the sexual innuendo more funny than appalling.

Humans will be humans, I suppose. 🙄

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Wow, just... wow.

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

ROFL! Very entertaining if you don't take it seriously. If you do....? Yikes!

 

[..Glamorous..]

😵

 

[Hypah]

L
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[vladtickleman22]

Interesting find.

 

[MrMacphisto]

um... the guy in the leotard is especially unnerving....

 

[poopies]

That made me very uncomfortable.

 

[Coup de Grace]

I hate Beyonce's music... all incarnations including parodies.

 

[kered]

I don't know what to say.

 

[fireguardian]

Hahahaha! So so horrible!

 

[drewskee]

This is quite possibly the most disturbing thing I've ever seen.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

I... gah... muh... why... that... dis... garble

omfg.

 

[Deleted member 66627]

THAT WAS SO AWESOME!

The guy had more cleavage then the girl though. That was a little backwards.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I would do terrible, disgusting, unforgivable things for the lyrics to that song.

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

I'm sure you'd have a few volunteers to transcribe it if you were more specific, Skippy! lol 😉

 

[Oddjob0226]

Quick, link them to the TMF! They will eat this place up!

 

[Artoo]

The guy had more cleavage then the girl though. That was a little backwards.

I thought that too!

Bastard. 😀

 

[Deleted member 66627]

All the single ladies, all the taken fellas
All the single fellas, all the taken ladies
All the cassanova's, all the desperados
All the in betweenies, now pick your bibles up

Up in the club just pulled up,
You were doing your own little thing
You decided to come, to get something done
About your sexuality

The guys be lurking, the girls be flirting
Dont pay them any attention
So focus your mind,
Its not the place or time,
To be looking at her behind.

Coz if you do it then you better have a ring on it
If you do it and your single theres a sin it it
If you look at naughty pictures on the internet
Or your lusting over someone to get intimate

NO NO NOOO
NO NO NOOO
NO NO NOOO
NO NO NO NO NO

I came on camp to clear my head,
And try stay out of bed
Cause everytime im there,
In my underwear
Something goes wrong instead..

Hes looking at me
Shes looking at me
Next thing we have a baby
But God says wait
Cause theres a right way
To use your sexuality

 

[Artoo]

Cause everytime im there,
In my underwear
Something goes wrong instead..

I so relate to that.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Jojo - you're amazing

 

[BellaRisa]

Hes looking at me
Shes looking at me
Next thing we have a baby

So THAT'S how it happens...🙄

 

[Artoo]

Hes looking at me
Shes looking at me
Next thing we have a baby

So THAT'S how it happens...🙄

And thus, Hobbiton was born... 😀