Skinny Dipping

[goddess_nemesis]

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice: picnic tables, horseshoes, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees.

The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while.

He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Old men can still think fast!!

 

[bellystrokes]

Sometimes to get what you want, you gotta think outside the box.
Fun joke.

 

[german]

haha...well played.

Priest

 

[bellystrokes]

And we all know about the crocs down under.

 

[german]

They make some quality shoes.

Priest

 

[bellystrokes]

Well no wonder you take your five gallon bucket down to the pond..........

 

[german]

Dont hate the player hate the game...haha

Priest

 

[NavelTickler75]

Maybe the ladies only wanted gator bathing suits, or perhaps they were animal rights activists

 

[bellystrokes]

They make some quality shoes.

Priest

I didn't know gators were cobblers



(courtesy of a Raider-hater to a gator-hater--hehehe)

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Good joke. 😀

 

[Illtcklu]

Maybe the ladies only wanted gator bathing suits, or perhaps they were animal rights activists

Or maybe the Gators wanted human bathing suits?!