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Slang - I could murder a Britney

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When thirsty Australians peel on a fresh pair of Reg Grundys and head to the rubbity-dub for a few Britneys, they are bringing a contemporary twist to a tradition Sydneysiders inherited from cockney London.

For those used to clear speech, rhyming slang is the substitution of a term with a phrase that rhymes, preferably a famous name. To make matters more oblique, rhyming slangers like to drop the part of a name that does the rhyming. Thus, the slang for beer is "Britney", rather than "Spears".

The rejuvenation of the form is represented in the latest Oxford Dictionary of Rhyming Slang, to be published tomorrow. Among 3,000 entries, Britain's former foreign secretary Douglas Hurd pops up to replace Richard III as the synonym for an unmentionable bodily by-product.

But in Australia the Macquarie Book of Slang holds just 150 rhyming terms, including "Captain Cook" for look.

Most are evergreens of bygone eras. "I try to add as many as I can, but it's really to preserve them for posterity's sake," said James Lambert, the book's editor. "Most of the time I have never heard them [used].

"Like the slang for cash - 'Oscar Ash'. He's an Australian actor from years ago; completely unknown to most people. But obscure is what people like about rhyming slang: the pleasure is in having to explain it."

Australian poets, proudly provincial as many have been, were too precious to give the tradition of rhyming slang much of a Captain Cook, said poetry scholar Christopher Pollnitz.

"The last Australian poet to embrace it was C.J. Dennis, with The Songs of The Sentimental Bloke [1915]," said Dr Pollnitz, senior lecturer in English at the University of Newcastle.




I'm too scared of Noah's to go surfing, and there's a Joe Blake in my garden right now.
 
just found some more...


Feeling Mahatma Ghandi=Randy
A Dalai Lama=a Farmer
Off down the Nuclear with the Bacardis for a few Britneys probably followed by Ruby for Lady, all done hop in a Joe home to me Uncle Ned.
dogs eye = pie
dead horse = sauce
blow fly = tie
mick and merv = perv
bag of fruit = suit
wally = wally grout = shout
trouble and strife = wife
cheese and kisses = missus
hank = hank marvin = starving
snake's hiss = piss
I need to go to the bank to deposit some Gregorys (Gregory Pecks = cheques)
Oily Rag = Fag (as in cigarette)
Rex Mossop = Gossip.
Rex Hunt = #$@&
a Michael Klim - a Swim, abbrieviated to 'just going for a Michael'
Seppo = Septic Tank = Yank
Ones'n'twos - shoes
Henry Blake - Steak
Have a Germain Greer = a beer
Buy a new pair of Cheech and Chongs = thongs
I feel a bit Dalegty under the Warwick Farms = a bit sweaty under the arms
optic nerve - have a perve
bugs bunny - money
jack and jill - the bill
 
"I'm a Seppo who doesn't have a lot of bugs bunny, so if I ever start drinking Britneys and go to a rubbity-dub, don't stick me with the jack and jill." Sounds clear to me! 😀
 
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