Smartest Man In The World

[Illtcklu]

A lawyer, a priest, and a young boy were in a plane that was going to crash, yet they only had 2 parachutes. The lawyer proclaimed that since he was the smartest man on the plane, that he deserved to survive. He took a chute and jumped.

The priest looks and the young boy, and reflecting back on his life, told the young boy to take the last parachute since he had already lived a wonderful and full life.

The boy replied, "You can have the other chute because the smartest man on this plane just jumped out with my bookbag!"

 

[bellystrokes]

Oy! Rather appropriate at the moment, dont ya think. heheehehheeh

A lawyer, a priest, and a young boy were in a plane that was going to crash, yet they only had 2 parachutes. The lawyer proclaimed that since he was the smartest man on the plane, that he deserved to survive. He took a chute and jumped.

The priest looks and the young boy, and reflecting back on his life, told the young boy to take the last parachute since he had already lived a wonderful and full life.

The boy replied, "You can have the other chute because the smartest man on this plane just jumped out with my bookbag!"

 

[Illtcklu]

Oy! Rather appropriate at the moment, dont ya think. heheehehheeh

That's a first .......... I'm usually told I am inappropriate.

 

[bellystrokes]

Well you always are. Your joke was appropriate!!! hehehehehwhhehehehehe

 

[Illtcklu]

Well you always are. Your joke was appropriate!!! hehehehehwhhehehehehe

Jokes?! That's usually the thing about me that's MOST inappropriate. But then I live in the gutter.


Good rates.

 

[bellystrokes]

Well cutie, you can always move up. Or move it. Or move on. Or move a cake from its home....................