So a guy walks into an airplane bathroom..

[melanie2]

And lights up a cig??? With a match?? How the hell did that get by airport security?? He's a diplomat...does that make him immune to the intense security us mere mortals must face??
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[the_jimmy_james]

He was hiding it in his butt.

 

[Violetta]

I must admit, that is a pretty awful punchline. With a set up like that, I was hoping for some sort of "Mile High Club" joke. This one, ah... I do not get it.

 

[Budweiserbob!]

Matches: All matches are banned from checked baggage, and strike-anywhere matches are banned completely from aircraft, but you can have a single book of safety (non-strike anywhere) matches with you in the passenger cabin.

🙂

 

[Duke Diablo]

does that make him immune to the intense security us mere mortals must face??
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Yes.

 

[melanie2]

He was hiding it in his butt.

He grunted and grunted...the first class passengers could hear him...*plop* "that's one" they hear him say as he sighs with relief...more grunts...grunts...*plop* "that's two"...grunt grunt "sonofabitch" grunt...*plop* "that's three"...silence...whoosh...." o g**damn it"

 

[melanie2]

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/151838/?searchterm=Cartman's+Silly+Hate+Crime

 

[kopfhorer1]

So where's our Cheesy Poofs!?!