FJSLikesTickling
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So today I received a PM on another platform:
"How are you doing?"
Not a whole lot going on there… but hey, at least it wasn’t someone asking if I wanted to see his weiner. So, progress?
I responded:
“It’s always a pleasant surprise when a stranger appears in my inbox.
Was there something in particular that caught your eye—something so irresistible you just had to say hi?”
(Because yes, I am a smooth motherfucker.)
She replied:
"I’m glad to hear you’re doing well. To be honest, I just felt like you seemed real and confident, which isn’t that common here. Glad I said hi. I hope that I will not bother you by saying this."
So I took my pulse and reassured myself:
Yes. I am real. And I feel very confident about that.
But then I paused.
Yes, I’m an irresistible piece of man meat, and the ladies are practically clawing themselves to pieces to get a hunk of me, but...
This person had no photo.
Didn’t list any specific kinks.
(Except... kissing? Which, adorable. But also...huh?)
Then came this:
"You made me smile. I like your sense of humor.
I guess a random thing about me is that I really value calmness and depth in people. What about you?"
Calmness and depth? Sure.
I personally value perspiration and razor burn.
Anyway, folks—this has all the signs of what’s called a pig butcher scam.
John Oliver did a great piece on it if you're curious. The gist? They build trust, emotional connection, and eventually pivot to financial "opportunities." It’s manipulation in a slow-cooked disguise.
So be careful out there, kinksters.
Not all who wander into your inbox are looking to tie you up (in the fun way).
"How are you doing?"
Not a whole lot going on there… but hey, at least it wasn’t someone asking if I wanted to see his weiner. So, progress?
I responded:
“It’s always a pleasant surprise when a stranger appears in my inbox.
Was there something in particular that caught your eye—something so irresistible you just had to say hi?”
(Because yes, I am a smooth motherfucker.)
She replied:
"I’m glad to hear you’re doing well. To be honest, I just felt like you seemed real and confident, which isn’t that common here. Glad I said hi. I hope that I will not bother you by saying this."
So I took my pulse and reassured myself:
Yes. I am real. And I feel very confident about that.
But then I paused.
Yes, I’m an irresistible piece of man meat, and the ladies are practically clawing themselves to pieces to get a hunk of me, but...
This person had no photo.
Didn’t list any specific kinks.
(Except... kissing? Which, adorable. But also...huh?)
Then came this:
"You made me smile. I like your sense of humor.
I guess a random thing about me is that I really value calmness and depth in people. What about you?"
Calmness and depth? Sure.
I personally value perspiration and razor burn.
Anyway, folks—this has all the signs of what’s called a pig butcher scam.
John Oliver did a great piece on it if you're curious. The gist? They build trust, emotional connection, and eventually pivot to financial "opportunities." It’s manipulation in a slow-cooked disguise.
So be careful out there, kinksters.
Not all who wander into your inbox are looking to tie you up (in the fun way).
