Some evil household tickling tools!

[andymac1]

Here are some household cleaning products from a catalogue that would be f'ing evil as tickling tools!!!

Enjoy...

 

[andymac1]

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[-Kunoke-]

It's almost like they made the extending "scratcher" just for us! The perfect tool for any tickler! Pop it out of your pocket, extend, and tickle! 😀

 

[ticklemad]

HOLY S*** NO No No nO No definitely NO with that back scratcher tool, I would die

 

[andymac1]

I'd love to use that on your sole, Ticklemad!!!

 

[ticklemad]

Then stop being a bloody wuss and let's sort out a meet up😉

 

[andymac1]

You wouldn't be able to handle me!!!

 

[ticklemad]

Only one way to find out or are you too chicken eh eh wuss

 

[andymac1]

chicken? More like a cock!!! LOL

 

[ticklemad]

Nothing like a big cock to wake you up of a morning.!!!!

 

[andymac1]

That's just a 'cock' and 'ball' story!!!

 

[ticklemad]

That's what you tell the Mrs Andymac 😛 You are so cock sure of yourself, all mouth no action you. Typical bloke

 

[Stoat]

oooh I have the fifth one, anyone want to borrow it?

 

[femalefeetlover]

ticklemad i would love to meet you and use the tools on you 😉

 

[c_tickler]

Nothing like a big cock to wake you up of a morning.!!!!

Nice statement Ticklemad..................but waking up with me would be better......... 😉

 

[ticklemad]

Aaaaaaw thanks guys, but you best give Andymac first refusal, so come on Andy what's it to be, too chicken to say yes to meeting up after all this time?

 

[F.L. Atlanta 10]

Those are some lovely tools, wish I had some.

 

[XxMystxX]

Yes, despite these two tickle-birds (kidding, kidding) derailing this thread. Those tools look positively EVIL.

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Maybe It's The Battery?????????????????????????

I Having Trouble With The "extension" Part. Hopefully A Brief Operator Error And Not An Intrinsic Design Flaw! Lol! Any Of The Black & Decker Or Dirt Devil Bathroom Cleaning/scrubbing Products Are Good. Some Of The Battery Powered Dish Or Clothes Brushes Are Also Useful.

 

[ticklemad]

Yes, despite these two tickle-birds (kidding, kidding) derailing this thread. Those tools look positively EVIL.

LOL - just some harmless goading/flirting though you're right about one thing he's a tickle bird alright, a big wussy Chicken 😀

 

[andymac1]

Talk is 'cheap' Ticklemad! Show me what ya got! lol

 

[XxMystxX]

'Least it's good to see you Brits get some tickling in now and again.

I agree with ticklemad, Andy, you're a chicken...get in a damn cab and MEET already. XD

 

[ticklemad]

Talk is 'cheap' Ticklemad! Show me what ya got! lol

Ok Chicken, you say when and where and if you show me yours I'll show you mine, though I'm pretty sure I've got way more than you'll know what to do with and handle 😛

 

[andymac1]

How about just off J3, M4 say...2 weeks?

 

[ticklemad]

*checks diary - Hmmmm o.k then if you insist, mail me and I can take down your particulars (oooooo matron 😛)
*Makes note in diary to look for 2ndhand salesman selling dodgy kitchen utensils parked in a lay by