Mastertank1
2nd Level Yellow Feather
- Joined
- Jan 21, 2006
- Messages
- 3,375
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You can't drink all day long if you don't start first thing in the morning!
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
Beer - helping white people dance since 1837.
Don't Drink and Drive, You might spill some
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Don't make me get my flying monkeys!
Be kind to animals. Hug a hockey player.
Just when you thought you've won the rat race along come faster rats.
DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Hell yes I'm drunk! what do you think I am, a stunt driver?
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Wine me, dine me, 69 me
Beer, the other white meat.
If I am swerving, I dropped my beer.
My Shetland Sheepdog is smarter than your honor student!
If I go any faster I will burn up my hamster.
If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?
Stop animal experimentation - Use lawyers
I'm So Gothic That I'm Dead.
Tattooed in places you'd love to lick.
YOU all laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same.
Never fight ugly people; they have nothing to lose
I'm the fat lady and I ain't singin shit!
I'm not an honor student anywhere but I have a nice ass!
You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
He only likes you 'cuz he hasn't met me yet.
Dress Code: At least 14 Teeth
Fat People are Harder to Kidnap
Are you in shape? I am. Round is a shape.
Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
I may look weird, but I can still kick your ass at Jeopardy
Learn from your parent's mistakes - use birth control
Stop Inbreeding! Ban country music.
Kids in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Sex is like pizza. When it's good it's VERY good. When it's bad it's STILL pretty damn good.
If you can't feed'em don't breed'em.
Men: No shirt, no service Women: No shirt, no charge
If you've been bad, go to your room. If you WANT to be bad, go to mine!
If a couple divorce in Kentucky, are they still brother and sister?
Sweet guys open my heart, smart guys open my mind, but only fine guys can open my legs.
If you're nice you can call me sweetie, if you're sweet you can call me honey, if you're hot you can call me tonight.
Firefighters: we find them hot, and leave them wet!
Stop overpopulation! Kill yourself.
ACURA - Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
Car will explode upon impact
This car is insured by the Mafia you hit me they hit you
Dodge Ram philosophy: If you can't Dodge it, then Ram it.
If you don't like my truck, smile as you go under.
This car is like my husband, if it ain't yours don't touch it!
My other ride is your mom!
F.O.R.D -- Found On Road Dead
Chevy Repair Kit (picture of grenade)
Pontiac - Poor Old Nut Thinks Its A Car
VOLVO: Vehicle Of Low Velocity Owners
FIAT - Fix It Again Tony
PARTYMOBILE! Don't Laugh, Your Mom May Be In Here!
My other ride is your Daughter!
98% of all Fords are still on the road, the other 2% made it home
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
Beer - helping white people dance since 1837.
Don't Drink and Drive, You might spill some
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Don't make me get my flying monkeys!
Be kind to animals. Hug a hockey player.
Just when you thought you've won the rat race along come faster rats.
DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Hell yes I'm drunk! what do you think I am, a stunt driver?
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Wine me, dine me, 69 me
Beer, the other white meat.
If I am swerving, I dropped my beer.
My Shetland Sheepdog is smarter than your honor student!
If I go any faster I will burn up my hamster.
If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?
Stop animal experimentation - Use lawyers
I'm So Gothic That I'm Dead.
Tattooed in places you'd love to lick.
YOU all laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same.
Never fight ugly people; they have nothing to lose
I'm the fat lady and I ain't singin shit!
I'm not an honor student anywhere but I have a nice ass!
You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
He only likes you 'cuz he hasn't met me yet.
Dress Code: At least 14 Teeth
Fat People are Harder to Kidnap
Are you in shape? I am. Round is a shape.
Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
I may look weird, but I can still kick your ass at Jeopardy
Learn from your parent's mistakes - use birth control
Stop Inbreeding! Ban country music.
Kids in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Sex is like pizza. When it's good it's VERY good. When it's bad it's STILL pretty damn good.
If you can't feed'em don't breed'em.
Men: No shirt, no service Women: No shirt, no charge
If you've been bad, go to your room. If you WANT to be bad, go to mine!
If a couple divorce in Kentucky, are they still brother and sister?
Sweet guys open my heart, smart guys open my mind, but only fine guys can open my legs.
If you're nice you can call me sweetie, if you're sweet you can call me honey, if you're hot you can call me tonight.
Firefighters: we find them hot, and leave them wet!
Stop overpopulation! Kill yourself.
ACURA - Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
Car will explode upon impact
This car is insured by the Mafia you hit me they hit you
Dodge Ram philosophy: If you can't Dodge it, then Ram it.
If you don't like my truck, smile as you go under.
This car is like my husband, if it ain't yours don't touch it!
My other ride is your mom!
F.O.R.D -- Found On Road Dead
Chevy Repair Kit (picture of grenade)
Pontiac - Poor Old Nut Thinks Its A Car
VOLVO: Vehicle Of Low Velocity Owners
FIAT - Fix It Again Tony
PARTYMOBILE! Don't Laugh, Your Mom May Be In Here!
My other ride is your Daughter!
98% of all Fords are still on the road, the other 2% made it home
