Now that food has replaced sex in my life i can't even get into my own
pants.
Marriage changes passion.Suddenly your in bed with a relative....
How come we chose from just two people to be President and from 50 for Miss America?
I signed up for an excercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothes.If i had any loose fitting clothes i wouldn't have signed up for the class!
Don't argue with an idiot;people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Why is it that brain cells die,but fat cells seem to live forever.
And finally;Life is like a roll of toilet paper.The closer it gets to the end the faster it goes.
pants.
Marriage changes passion.Suddenly your in bed with a relative....
How come we chose from just two people to be President and from 50 for Miss America?
I signed up for an excercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothes.If i had any loose fitting clothes i wouldn't have signed up for the class!
Don't argue with an idiot;people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Why is it that brain cells die,but fat cells seem to live forever.
And finally;Life is like a roll of toilet paper.The closer it gets to the end the faster it goes.
