BrightEyes1082
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Y'know how dumptrucks and other construction
equipment put big signs on the back of them
that say they are not responsible for anything
flying up from the road? Or not responsible for
hitting you because they can't see you? Well,
I think I'm gonna put a sign on my car that says
I'm not responsible for slamming into someone
when the sun is in my eyes and I can't see. Or
not responsible for hydroplaning. Better stay
500 feet behind me! If you don't know how to
estimate 500 feet, you're still responsible for
staying 500 feet behind me, so I guess you'll
just have to tape 166.6666666 yardsticks and
stick them to your front bumper. Yeah... that'll
do just fine.
equipment put big signs on the back of them
that say they are not responsible for anything
flying up from the road? Or not responsible for
hitting you because they can't see you? Well,
I think I'm gonna put a sign on my car that says
I'm not responsible for slamming into someone
when the sun is in my eyes and I can't see. Or
not responsible for hydroplaning. Better stay
500 feet behind me! If you don't know how to
estimate 500 feet, you're still responsible for
staying 500 feet behind me, so I guess you'll
just have to tape 166.6666666 yardsticks and
stick them to your front bumper. Yeah... that'll
do just fine.







