Disclaimer: Sorry for any repeats, but there is some good stuff here. Happy Easter to all. 🙂
Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball??
A: Juan on Juan
Q: What is a Yankee??
A: The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q: Why is divorce so expensive??
A: Because its worth it.
Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over??
A: Doughnuts
Q: What do you call a smart blonde??
A: A golden retriever
Q: Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife??
A: 10 years and 45 pounds.
Q: Whats the fastest way to a mans heart??
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good looking??
A: Because these men already have boyfriends.
Q: Whats the difference between a new husband and a new dog??
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Why don`t bunnies make noise when they have sex??
A: Because they have cotton balls.
Q: Whats the difference between a porcupine and a BMW??
A: A porcupine has pricks on the outside.
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant??
A: Are you sure its mine??
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex??
A: Mace will do that to you.
Q: Why did O.J. Simpson want to move to West Virginia??
A: Everyone has the same DNA.
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blonde baby??
A: They named her Sum Ting Wong.
Q:Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact??
A: Breasts don`t have eyes.
Q: Why do drivers ed. classes in redneck schools use the car on Mon. Wed. Fridays??
A: Because on Tues. and Thurs. the sex education class uses it.
Q: What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A: A speech impediment.
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the post office is flying at half-mast??
A: They`re hiring.
Q: How do you get a sweet little 80 year old lady to say the F word??
A: Get another sweet little 80 year old lady to yell "BINGO!!!"
Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball??
A: Juan on Juan
Q: What is a Yankee??
A: The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q: Why is divorce so expensive??
A: Because its worth it.
Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over??
A: Doughnuts
Q: What do you call a smart blonde??
A: A golden retriever
Q: Whats the difference between a girlfriend and a wife??
A: 10 years and 45 pounds.
Q: Whats the fastest way to a mans heart??
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good looking??
A: Because these men already have boyfriends.
Q: Whats the difference between a new husband and a new dog??
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Why don`t bunnies make noise when they have sex??
A: Because they have cotton balls.
Q: Whats the difference between a porcupine and a BMW??
A: A porcupine has pricks on the outside.
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant??
A: Are you sure its mine??
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex??
A: Mace will do that to you.
Q: Why did O.J. Simpson want to move to West Virginia??
A: Everyone has the same DNA.
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blonde baby??
A: They named her Sum Ting Wong.
Q:Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact??
A: Breasts don`t have eyes.
Q: Why do drivers ed. classes in redneck schools use the car on Mon. Wed. Fridays??
A: Because on Tues. and Thurs. the sex education class uses it.
Q: What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A: A speech impediment.
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the post office is flying at half-mast??
A: They`re hiring.
Q: How do you get a sweet little 80 year old lady to say the F word??
A: Get another sweet little 80 year old lady to yell "BINGO!!!"
