Sorry for the vulgarity of this , but ...

[Soda Bobinski]

I rode my bike for 4 hours yesterday , & now it hurts to fart.

 

[milagros317]

I think you need a wider, softer seat for your bike. 😀

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Say , milagros ... I think you're onto something there .......

 

[venray]

Don't fart...... 😉

 

[natural tickler]

Well, lemme say you just did a bicycular procedure of an enema

 

[Mimi]

If you thought that was vulgar, I have 4 kids who could teach you some new words to add to your vocabulary....

 

[TKpervert]

Know what you mean Tklman. I solved that problem with a wider gel-filled seat.

Nothing vulgar about farting unless it turns out to have been a well-disguised full load. Now THAT'S vulgar.

 

[Jason Reborn]

EWWW 😱 that's disgusting!...but not as vulgar as what my wife said last night in bed heh heh heh heh

 

[lilone4sir]

oh really sketch... did she scream my name? 😉

 

[Jason Reborn]

Oh yeah she did....she said oh..oh...oh goddamn it...ahhh fuck me lilone!!!" 😀

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Oh yeah she did....she said oh..oh...oh goddamn it...ahhh fuck me lilone!!!" 😀

Say wha ---?! You turned my four year old 'fart' thread into a dirty li'l 'fuck' thread?!?!

Have you no shame?! 😛

 

[Jason Reborn]

Say wha ---?! You turned my four year old 'fart' thread into a dirty li'l 'fuck' thread?!?!

Have you no shame?! 😛

Apparently not 😀

 

[BlackestLily]

This totally needs to be brought back.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

I can't believe this thread was revived TWICE. God I love this place.

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Oh , You Two ...

This totally needs to be brought back.

I can't believe this thread was revived TWICE. God I love this place.

Thank you , ladies.

After years of hard work , I had FINALLY managed to put behind me the emotional trauma that this incident caused.

Now , as a result of your resurrecting this thread , I am going to have to start all over the hell again & try to forget that horrible , horrible day.


Great job , ladies. No , really ... well done.

 

[General Zod]

Does it still hurt to fart?

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Does it still hurt to fart?

Naw , I pass gas like a champ , fool!

 

[Lamashtu]

Like a competition winning sumo wrestler? (you didn't say what kind of champ 😛)

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Like a competition winning sumo wrestler? (you didn't say what kind of champ 😛)

Did I say "champ"?

Huh.

I meant chimp.

 

[Mirage]

EWWW 😱 that's disgusting!...but not as vulgar as what my wife said last night in bed heh heh heh heh

omg I thought you vere single....or I am mixing you up with someone?

 

[Soda Bobinski]

omg I thought you vere single....or I am mixing you up with someone?

Hoo boy! 🙄