SOS, Mayday Mayday!

[Mattyyy]

We're currently having a house party for my friend's birthday. Every girl that has arrived so far has removed her shoes to reveal nylon clad or bare feet. And my god they are amazing and distracting. It's like they're all out to tempt me 😛

I need everyone to organise a Top Priority TMF style rescue mission to get me as far away as possible before i end up in a 'drink + tickling urges = embarrased' situation.

This is both pleasure and torture at the same time! 🙂

 

[voided9]

Oooh it would be great if someone started a tickle fight just for fun... =P

 

[PhilipRJ_UK]

Try and hold it together, my friend.

It sounds as though a fully-fledged rescue might be about to start. I'm talking helicopters, army, air-force, everything, to get you out of there!!!

 

[PhilipRJ_UK]

What you need to do is focus. Try and be subtle; only sneak the occasional glance, especially at the nylon feet. It's a scientific fact that feet in nylons are an absolute magnet for a foot enthusiast's eyes.

 

[Jagermeistered]

^ What he said, and put on some sunglasses...

 

[PhilipRJ_UK]

put on some sunglasses...

Brilliant. Every poker player knows the importance of not showing your eyes. The same theory can be applied here!!!

 

[milagros317]

That sounds like my idea of a great party.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

God I HATE situations like that.

 

[c7_assassin]

Tell them you heard somewhere that only 1 person in 100 can flex their toes back further than 90 degrees. 😀

 

[MrTicklefeet]

And you're complaining? If you didn't live so damn far, I'd offer a switch. I haven't been in the presence of a group of barefoot women in a couple of years, and I always found it delightful.

 

[MrTicklefeet]

It's a scientific fact that feet in nylons are an absolute magnet for a foot enthusiast's eyes.

Sounds more like a strong opinion. It's always been bare feet for me.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Sounds more like a strong opinion. It's always been bare feet for me.

Same. Science must not like me. I honestly never understood the appeal of nylons. To me it's like staring at something I want through the shop of a window that's closed.

 

[TicklingTips]

Haha and if you stumble across a group of gorgeous women who spontaneously start a combination lingerie pillow fight/tickle fight, I suppose you'd like to be rescued from that too? haha.

 

[PhilipRJ_UK]

Sounds more like a strong opinion. It's always been bare feet for me.

I was only joking with the 'scientific fact' quote, lol
Bare feet do it for me 9 times out of 10 as well 🙂

 

[Mattyyy]

Well everyone, the rescue mission failed. But thats not such a bad thing because i got one of the girls numbers. She seems really nice 🙂 wish me luck

 

[PhilipRJ_UK]

Good luck 🙂

 

[stockytickler]

YAY! 😀

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Sounded more like a rescue mission for a feather man than wing man anyway!! Congratulations on the phone # recon. And I hope you gave your friend a great birthday present!!