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A husband came into the kitchen to find his wife bent over looking in the refrigerator. He pinched her on the butt and said: "If you would firm up a bit you wouldn't need a girdle". The wife turned and stared at him in silence.

The next morning in bed she reached over and pinched his nipple. This did not wake him so she said: "If you would shape up a bit you wouldn't need a bra".

Still not getting any response from him she grabbed his penis and said: "If you would firm this thing up we wouldn't need the use of your brother". 😀
 
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