I just thought I'd pass this along since I think they're hilarious. Some video's based on the novel Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: The New Tek Jansen Adventures can be found here:
http://www.colbertnation.com/cn/tekjansen.php
And I guess you can read half of the novel, and find out other information here:
http://www.tekjansen.com/
If you watch the videos, the fourth one is the newly revealed theme song/opener, so you can either watch that first or last, and I am gonna attach the lyrics to the song below..
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Tek Jansen, Alpha Squad Seven
Facing the future of courage!
Killing the aliens,
Loving the aliens,
Sometimes loving, then killing the aliens!
Tek Jansen, wearer of starsuits,
Surfing the comet of danger!
Foiling his enemy, Thurmond Chang
And those affiliated with the Thurmond Chang Gang!
Tek, tell me your space dreams
Put down your bioplasma disruptor pistol
And love me through the night!
Tek Jansen, galaxy hero,
Super awesome spectacular ultra-spy!
Scourge of the Pistol Lords
Friend of the Juripees
Neutral to the Slimth!
Tek Jansen…
…aaaand Porpy, his zany buddy
gettin’ in trouble, actin all nutty,
guaranteed to give you a smile!
Porpy! And his friend…
…Tek Jansen, hunter of quasars
Whose exciting exploits would sell millions of books!
It is the future!
You are our hero!
“I am Tek Jansen”
Tek! Yeaaaaahhhh!
Lyrics from http://www.nofactzone.net/ .
http://www.colbertnation.com/cn/tekjansen.php
And I guess you can read half of the novel, and find out other information here:
http://www.tekjansen.com/
If you watch the videos, the fourth one is the newly revealed theme song/opener, so you can either watch that first or last, and I am gonna attach the lyrics to the song below..
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Tek Jansen, Alpha Squad Seven
Facing the future of courage!
Killing the aliens,
Loving the aliens,
Sometimes loving, then killing the aliens!
Tek Jansen, wearer of starsuits,
Surfing the comet of danger!
Foiling his enemy, Thurmond Chang
And those affiliated with the Thurmond Chang Gang!
Tek, tell me your space dreams
Put down your bioplasma disruptor pistol
And love me through the night!
Tek Jansen, galaxy hero,
Super awesome spectacular ultra-spy!
Scourge of the Pistol Lords
Friend of the Juripees
Neutral to the Slimth!
Tek Jansen…
…aaaand Porpy, his zany buddy
gettin’ in trouble, actin all nutty,
guaranteed to give you a smile!
Porpy! And his friend…
…Tek Jansen, hunter of quasars
Whose exciting exploits would sell millions of books!
It is the future!
You are our hero!
“I am Tek Jansen”
Tek! Yeaaaaahhhh!
Lyrics from http://www.nofactzone.net/ .
