Mastertank1
2nd Level Yellow Feather
- Joined
- Jan 21, 2006
- Messages
- 3,375
- Points
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Keep Ireland clean, throw your trash in England!
(For our Irish friends)
Compost happens.
Exxon Suxx.
I like spotted owls fried in Exxon oil.
Conserve water. Shower with a friend.
(Steph, Bellystrokes; c’mon over!)
I'm pro choice: I choose to hunt, trap, eat meat, and wear fur.
Earth first! We'll strip mine other planets later!
Vegetarians taste better!
Save a cow, eat a vegetarian.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Save a deer. Shoot a hunter.
Save a tree. Eat a beaver.
Clean up pollution. Play bluegrass music.
Vegetables are something food eats.
I stop for butterflies!
Save The Giant Flying Vampire Toads
If Vegetarians eat Vegetables, what do Humanitarians eat?
P.E.T.A. - People Eating Their Animals
The ozone layer, or cheese whiz... Ah choices...
Grow your own dope, plant a man
(Oooh. Bitter!)
Save the black fly
Mommy, what were trees like?
The worst day fishing is better than the best day working.
Women want me. Fish fear me.
Good things come to those who BAIT!
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will become an alcoholic.
Kiss my bass.
There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
Work is for people who don't know how to fish
BOAT - A hole on the surface of water into which money is thrown
Fishing: A jerk on the end of a line...waiting for a jerk on the end of a line
Fishermen have longer rods.
Born to fish, forced to work
HOOK 'EM COOK 'EM
Master Baiter on board.
Give me fish and no one gets hurt
Fishing today makes alcoholics tomorrow.
Eat, sleep, go fishing
My boat is bigger than yours
I live with fear and danger every day, but sometimes she lets me go fishing.
Old fishermen never die! They just smell like it!
Bright red meat is good for you. Fuzzy green meat is not good for you.
There are only 2 choices on the menu: take it or leave it.
I didn't work my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables
DARE to keep cops off donuts!
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants!
Go ahead and honk. I'm reloading.
Support the right to arm bears!
You can have my guns when you pry them from my kids cold, dead fingers.
This car protected by a pissed off mother with a .45 auto.
Guns don't kill people, radical pro-lifers kill people.
I got a gun for my wife....good trade!
Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.
Guns don’t kill people, I do.
Guns are smart enough. We need smarter politicians.
This vehicle protected by a shotgun 23 hours a day. The rest of the time, I'm hiding the bodies."
Hold on before you pass, I'm reloading.
Sniper: Reach out and touch someone.
Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't!
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
I have PMS and a gun.....excuse me, did you have something to say?
Driver carries only $20 worth of ammunition
I still miss my ex...but my aim is getting better!
This car protected by Smith & Wesson
If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
Gun control means using both hands!
Guns don't kill people, they just make it easier
Experts agree that gun control works. (Pictured are Hitler, Castro, and Hussein)
There is nothing that can't be fixed by the proper application of hi-explosives - U.S. Airforce
Who needs confidence if you have a gun?
Guns don't kill people. Bullets flying really really fast kill people.
Buy a gun, piss off a liberal.
Guns don't kill people; Cops kill people.
(Picture of mushroom cloud) Made in America, Tested in Japan
If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
So many stupid people, not enough bullets in a clip.
I don't use 9-1-1, I use .357
The West wasn't won with a legal gun.
Guns are God's weapons of love!
(This one shared a bumper with one that said ‘Jesus is the answer’)
(For our Irish friends)
Compost happens.
Exxon Suxx.
I like spotted owls fried in Exxon oil.
Conserve water. Shower with a friend.
(Steph, Bellystrokes; c’mon over!)
I'm pro choice: I choose to hunt, trap, eat meat, and wear fur.
Earth first! We'll strip mine other planets later!
Vegetarians taste better!
Save a cow, eat a vegetarian.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Save a deer. Shoot a hunter.
Save a tree. Eat a beaver.
Clean up pollution. Play bluegrass music.
Vegetables are something food eats.
I stop for butterflies!
Save The Giant Flying Vampire Toads
If Vegetarians eat Vegetables, what do Humanitarians eat?
P.E.T.A. - People Eating Their Animals
The ozone layer, or cheese whiz... Ah choices...
Grow your own dope, plant a man
(Oooh. Bitter!)
Save the black fly
Mommy, what were trees like?
The worst day fishing is better than the best day working.
Women want me. Fish fear me.
Good things come to those who BAIT!
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will become an alcoholic.
Kiss my bass.
There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
Work is for people who don't know how to fish
BOAT - A hole on the surface of water into which money is thrown
Fishing: A jerk on the end of a line...waiting for a jerk on the end of a line
Fishermen have longer rods.
Born to fish, forced to work
HOOK 'EM COOK 'EM
Master Baiter on board.
Give me fish and no one gets hurt
Fishing today makes alcoholics tomorrow.
Eat, sleep, go fishing
My boat is bigger than yours
I live with fear and danger every day, but sometimes she lets me go fishing.
Old fishermen never die! They just smell like it!
Bright red meat is good for you. Fuzzy green meat is not good for you.
There are only 2 choices on the menu: take it or leave it.
I didn't work my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables
DARE to keep cops off donuts!
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants!
Go ahead and honk. I'm reloading.
Support the right to arm bears!
You can have my guns when you pry them from my kids cold, dead fingers.
This car protected by a pissed off mother with a .45 auto.
Guns don't kill people, radical pro-lifers kill people.
I got a gun for my wife....good trade!
Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.
Guns don’t kill people, I do.
Guns are smart enough. We need smarter politicians.
This vehicle protected by a shotgun 23 hours a day. The rest of the time, I'm hiding the bodies."
Hold on before you pass, I'm reloading.
Sniper: Reach out and touch someone.
Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't!
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
I have PMS and a gun.....excuse me, did you have something to say?
Driver carries only $20 worth of ammunition
I still miss my ex...but my aim is getting better!
This car protected by Smith & Wesson
If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
Gun control means using both hands!
Guns don't kill people, they just make it easier
Experts agree that gun control works. (Pictured are Hitler, Castro, and Hussein)
There is nothing that can't be fixed by the proper application of hi-explosives - U.S. Airforce
Who needs confidence if you have a gun?
Guns don't kill people. Bullets flying really really fast kill people.
Buy a gun, piss off a liberal.
Guns don't kill people; Cops kill people.
(Picture of mushroom cloud) Made in America, Tested in Japan
If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
So many stupid people, not enough bullets in a clip.
I don't use 9-1-1, I use .357
The West wasn't won with a legal gun.
Guns are God's weapons of love!
(This one shared a bumper with one that said ‘Jesus is the answer’)
