Feathery
1st Level Orange Feather
- Joined
- Oct 14, 2001
- Messages
- 2,222
- Points
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Becoming Calm
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all
could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard
on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I
started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Pinot Grigio, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and
Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some pretzels and a box
of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all
could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard
on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I
started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Pinot Grigio, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and
Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some pretzels and a box
of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
