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Sweethearts

Illtcklu

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Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four
years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade.

When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together.

As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages.

Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her love.

Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend,
she wanted to get him off her back. So, what she did is this:
she took a polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's
unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note
reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone."

Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome. He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and mailed the picture to HER parents.
 
Illtcklu said:
Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome. He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and mailed the picture to HER parents.

oooooo! wowowow!
 
I'd hate to be sitting at the dinner table that night!:scared:
 
That's right! And if she doesn't come back to me now................................... am I comming off too needy? :shock:
 
Illtcklu said:
That's right! And if she doesn't come back to me now................................... am I comming off too needy? :shock:



hehehe, honey goddess mantra 126

the good ones always come back
 
bellystrokes said:
hehehe, honey goddess mantra 126

the good ones always come back
Oh that's the way it's supposed to go. I've misquoted it for years. I thought it was the good ones make you cum.
 
Illtcklu said:
Oh that's the way it's supposed to go. I've misquoted it for years. I thought it was the good ones make you cum.


mantra 78: some men cum and go but (see mantra 1260
 
bellystrokes said:
mantra 78: some men cum and go but (see mantra 1260
Right now....................................... i'm just a preying mantra



Somtimes I kill me!
 
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