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[bellystrokes]

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for mycoffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him the top of several pages, that it indeed says .......... "HEBREWS"

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Nice pun, Bellystrokes. 😀

 

[Mastertank1]

As any Talmudic scholar will tell you;

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for mycoffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him the top of several pages, that it indeed says .......... "HEBREWS"

That instruction refers to beer, not coffee.

🙄

 

[bellystrokes]

That instruction refers to beer, not coffee.

🙄

Works for me, oh faithful one.

 

[Tick L]

Lol, great one Bellystrokes.

 

[Mastertank1]

Kewl!

Works for me, oh faithful one.

So, I'll brew the beer and you brew the coffee or tea?
Maybe we'll brew up something fun together.
Yes, I'm being lewdly suggestive. So sue me.

 

[bellystrokes]

So, I'll brew the beer and you brew the coffee or tea?
Maybe we'll brew up something fun together.
Yes, I'm being lewdly suggestive. So sue me.

hehehe, careful for what you wish!

 

[Mastertank1]

You were referring to;

hehehe, careful for what you wish!

the 'sue me' or the 'Maybe we could brew up something fun'?
If the latter, let me remind you that I am a stone 'ler/dom, darlin'. If that's not an obstacle, by all means let's brew away!

 

[bellystrokes]

Oh let's brew my dear. But remember I am a goddess.

 

[Mastertank1]

Ah yes, dear Goddess;

Oh let's brew my dear. But remember I am a goddess.

I shall worship all your ticklish places with fluency, fervor and zeal, my dear Goddess!
Incidentally, I wrote a fiction piece in which my sword & sorcery alter ego, Lord Mikran The Hammer, has an encounter with a ticklish Goddess; it's called "Mikran At The Fane Of The Magna Mater", and can be found in the Mastertank1 story archive.
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