• If you would like to get your account Verified, read this thread
  • The TMF is sponsored by Clips4sale - By supporting them, you're supporting us.
  • Reminder - We have a ZERO TOLERANCE policy regarding content involving minors, regardless of intent. Any content containing minors will result in an immediate ban. If you see any such content, please report it using the "report" button on the bottom left of the post.
  • >>> If you cannot get into your account email me at [email protected] <<<
    Don't forget to include your username

Tech Support Part 2

Bugman

Level of Quintuple Garnet Feather
Joined
Feb 4, 2006
Messages
32,843
Points
0
Caller:I can't get on the internet.
Tech support:Are you sure you used the right password?
Caller:Yes.i'm sure.I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support:Can you tell me what the password was?
Caller:Five stars....

Tech support:How may i help you?
Caller:I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support:Ok,what seems to be the problem?
Caller:Well,i have the letter 'a' in the address,but how do i get the circle around it?

Tech support:How may i help you?
Caller:I cant get my printer to work.
Tech suport:Are you running it under windows?
Caller:No,my desk is next to the door,but thats a good point.The guy in the cubicle next to me is under a window,and his printer is working fine.

Tech support:Ok Bob,lets press the control and escape keys at the same time.That brings up a task bar in the middle of the screen.Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.
Caller:I don't have a P.
Tech support:On your keyboard Bob.
Caller:What do you mean?
Tech support:"P"....on your keyboard,Bob.
Caller:I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!!
 
What's New
2/7/26
Visit the TMF Links Forum for updates on sites all around the web.

Door 44
Live Camgirls!
Live Camgirls
Streaming Videos
Pic of the Week
Pic of the Week
Congratulations to
*** brad1701 ***
The winner of our weekly Trivia, held every Sunday night at 11PM EST in our Chat Room
Top