Caller:I can't get on the internet.
Tech support:Are you sure you used the right password?
Caller:Yes.i'm sure.I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support:Can you tell me what the password was?
Caller:Five stars....
Tech support:How may i help you?
Caller:I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support:Ok,what seems to be the problem?
Caller:Well,i have the letter 'a' in the address,but how do i get the circle around it?
Tech support:How may i help you?
Caller:I cant get my printer to work.
Tech suport:Are you running it under windows?
Caller:No,my desk is next to the door,but thats a good point.The guy in the cubicle next to me is under a window,and his printer is working fine.
Tech support:Ok Bob,lets press the control and escape keys at the same time.That brings up a task bar in the middle of the screen.Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.
Caller:I don't have a P.
Tech support:On your keyboard Bob.
Caller:What do you mean?
Tech support:"P"....on your keyboard,Bob.
Caller:I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!!
Tech support:Are you sure you used the right password?
Caller:Yes.i'm sure.I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support:Can you tell me what the password was?
Caller:Five stars....
Tech support:How may i help you?
Caller:I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support:Ok,what seems to be the problem?
Caller:Well,i have the letter 'a' in the address,but how do i get the circle around it?
Tech support:How may i help you?
Caller:I cant get my printer to work.
Tech suport:Are you running it under windows?
Caller:No,my desk is next to the door,but thats a good point.The guy in the cubicle next to me is under a window,and his printer is working fine.
Tech support:Ok Bob,lets press the control and escape keys at the same time.That brings up a task bar in the middle of the screen.Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.
Caller:I don't have a P.
Tech support:On your keyboard Bob.
Caller:What do you mean?
Tech support:"P"....on your keyboard,Bob.
Caller:I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!!