bellystrokes
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Temperature Conversion Chart
@ +70 degrees Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in Buffalo go swimming in the lake.
@ +60 degrees North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. People in Buffalo plant gardens.
@ +50 degrees Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Buffalo sunbathe.
@ +40 degrees Italian &English cars won't start. People in Buffalo drive with the windows down.
@ +32 degrees Distilled water freezes. Lake Ontario water gets thicker.
@ +20 degrees Floridians put on coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats. People in Buffalo throw on a flannel shirt.
@ +15 degrees Philadelphia land lords finally turn up the heat. People in Buffalo have the last cookout before it gets cold.
@ +10 degrees People in Miami all die. Bills fans lick the flagpole.
@ 0 degrees Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Buffalo get out their winter coats.
@ -10 degrees Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Buffalo are selling cookies door to door.
@ -25 degrees Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic . Buffalo Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
@ -30 degrees Mount St. Helen's freezes. People in Buffalo rent some videos.
@ -40 degrees Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Bills fans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
@ -45 degrees Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Buffalo complain about farmers with cold hands.
@ -60 degrees ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). People in Buffalo start saying, "Cold e'nuff for ya?"
@ -100 degrees Hell freezes over. The Buffalo Bills win the Super Bowl! Ok, the last one is stretching it
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@ +70 degrees Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in Buffalo go swimming in the lake.
@ +60 degrees North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. People in Buffalo plant gardens.
@ +50 degrees Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Buffalo sunbathe.
@ +40 degrees Italian &English cars won't start. People in Buffalo drive with the windows down.
@ +32 degrees Distilled water freezes. Lake Ontario water gets thicker.
@ +20 degrees Floridians put on coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats. People in Buffalo throw on a flannel shirt.
@ +15 degrees Philadelphia land lords finally turn up the heat. People in Buffalo have the last cookout before it gets cold.
@ +10 degrees People in Miami all die. Bills fans lick the flagpole.
@ 0 degrees Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Buffalo get out their winter coats.
@ -10 degrees Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Buffalo are selling cookies door to door.
@ -25 degrees Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic . Buffalo Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
@ -30 degrees Mount St. Helen's freezes. People in Buffalo rent some videos.
@ -40 degrees Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Bills fans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
@ -45 degrees Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Buffalo complain about farmers with cold hands.
@ -60 degrees ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). People in Buffalo start saying, "Cold e'nuff for ya?"
@ -100 degrees Hell freezes over. The Buffalo Bills win the Super Bowl! Ok, the last one is stretching it
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