> One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's
> house for the traditional feast.
> Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to
> play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something
> from the store.
> When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the
> oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,
> and inserted it into the turkey, and
> re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back
> in the oven.
> When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey
> out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing.
> When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and
> pulled out the little bird.
> With a look of total shock on her face, my mother
> exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
> At the reality of this horrifying news , my sister started to cry.
> It took the family two hours to convince her that
> turkeys lay eggs!
> Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
> house for the traditional feast.
> Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to
> play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something
> from the store.
> When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the
> oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,
> and inserted it into the turkey, and
> re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back
> in the oven.
> When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey
> out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing.
> When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and
> pulled out the little bird.
> With a look of total shock on her face, my mother
> exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
> At the reality of this horrifying news , my sister started to cry.
> It took the family two hours to convince her that
> turkeys lay eggs!
> Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
