njjen3953
4th Level Orange Feather
- Joined
- Apr 18, 2001
- Messages
- 2,858
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A is for the Automobile which he doesn't own.
B is for BULLSHIT, which is what he was full of.
B is also for Brain, which was located between his legs.
C is for the Commitment that was never there.
D is for the Dildo he didn't know I had.
D is also for "Damn the bad luck" which is what I have in Dating men.
E is for Everything he said we'd do, everything he said he was, and
everything he's not.
E is also for Ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.
F is for Faithful, as long as there wasn't something or someone
better to do.
G is for GOD the one he thought he was and wanted to be worshipped
as.
H is for Laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was
walking out the door.
I is for Impotent which is what I told everyone he was.
I is also for the Inbreeding that occurred in his podunk family.
J is for Jugular, the one I'd love to sever.
K is for Key, the one that made the lovely designs on his truck.
K is also for Kick in the balls which is what I'm gonna give him if I
see him again.
L is for Love in most cases, but exceptions have been made.
L is for LOSER in this case, along with LUSH (he drank an awful lot).
M is for MAN. Has anyone been able to find one? Have you ever met
one? Do you know where any are?
N is for the Narcotics. He drove me past alcohol.
O is for the Orgasm he thought he made me have.
P is for PAYBACKS. Remember they are HELL!
Q is for Queer. I sometimes wonder if he is.
R is for the hopeless Romantic he said he was. He was half right. He
was hopeless, not to mention worthless.
R is also for the Ring that he can't afford and will never buy.
S is for the Sugar they found in his gas tank.
S is also for Satisfied, which he rarely made me feel.
T is for Typical. Typical little boy playing at being a man.
U is for Umbilical cord which was never severed when his mother gave
birth.
U is also for the Ugly girl he is dating now.
V is for the Voodoo doll I made of him. Pins are inserted of course.
W is for Wife, the one he said he didn't have.
X is what he is to me now !!!!
Y is for why the hell did I ever get involved with him.
Z is for the Zoloft that I had to start taking.
. is for period, which is a good excuse that comes in handy once a
month.
B is for BULLSHIT, which is what he was full of.
B is also for Brain, which was located between his legs.
C is for the Commitment that was never there.
D is for the Dildo he didn't know I had.
D is also for "Damn the bad luck" which is what I have in Dating men.
E is for Everything he said we'd do, everything he said he was, and
everything he's not.
E is also for Ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.
F is for Faithful, as long as there wasn't something or someone
better to do.
G is for GOD the one he thought he was and wanted to be worshipped
as.
H is for Laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was
walking out the door.
I is for Impotent which is what I told everyone he was.
I is also for the Inbreeding that occurred in his podunk family.
J is for Jugular, the one I'd love to sever.
K is for Key, the one that made the lovely designs on his truck.
K is also for Kick in the balls which is what I'm gonna give him if I
see him again.
L is for Love in most cases, but exceptions have been made.
L is for LOSER in this case, along with LUSH (he drank an awful lot).
M is for MAN. Has anyone been able to find one? Have you ever met
one? Do you know where any are?
N is for the Narcotics. He drove me past alcohol.
O is for the Orgasm he thought he made me have.
P is for PAYBACKS. Remember they are HELL!
Q is for Queer. I sometimes wonder if he is.
R is for the hopeless Romantic he said he was. He was half right. He
was hopeless, not to mention worthless.
R is also for the Ring that he can't afford and will never buy.
S is for the Sugar they found in his gas tank.
S is also for Satisfied, which he rarely made me feel.
T is for Typical. Typical little boy playing at being a man.
U is for Umbilical cord which was never severed when his mother gave
birth.
U is also for the Ugly girl he is dating now.
V is for the Voodoo doll I made of him. Pins are inserted of course.
W is for Wife, the one he said he didn't have.
X is what he is to me now !!!!
Y is for why the hell did I ever get involved with him.
Z is for the Zoloft that I had to start taking.
. is for period, which is a good excuse that comes in handy once a
month.
