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Yep... this is me when I get older... no doubt about it!
A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing. A sign read: "Don't Miss "The Amazing Swede". The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, Under The Big Top, in the Center ring, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Swede.
Suddenly, the old man dropped his pants, whipped out his huge male member and smashed all the walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause and the elderly Swede was carried off on their shoulders.
Fifteen years later the salesman visited the same little town, found the same circus and saw the same faded sign that read, "Don't Miss The Amazing Swede."
He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive; much less still doing his act! He bought a ticket. Again, the center ring was illuminated. This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table.
The same...now very old...Swedish guy stood before them, then suddenly dropped his pants and smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd went wild! Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show.
You're incredible!" he told the Swede, "But I have to know something. I saw your act 15 years ago and you were using walnuts. Why the switch from walnuts to coconuts?"
"Well," said the old man, "My eyes are not what they used to be."
A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing. A sign read: "Don't Miss "The Amazing Swede". The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, Under The Big Top, in the Center ring, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Swede.
Suddenly, the old man dropped his pants, whipped out his huge male member and smashed all the walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause and the elderly Swede was carried off on their shoulders.
Fifteen years later the salesman visited the same little town, found the same circus and saw the same faded sign that read, "Don't Miss The Amazing Swede."
He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive; much less still doing his act! He bought a ticket. Again, the center ring was illuminated. This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table.
The same...now very old...Swedish guy stood before them, then suddenly dropped his pants and smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd went wild! Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show.
You're incredible!" he told the Swede, "But I have to know something. I saw your act 15 years ago and you were using walnuts. Why the switch from walnuts to coconuts?"
"Well," said the old man, "My eyes are not what they used to be."
Priceless!
