The Anti-Moses Thread

[ShiningIce]

He's a bloody wanker or waniker!! 😀 😛

 

[peaches77]

He's a bloody wanker or waniker!! 😀 😛

Can I jump in here only to ask a question Ice? I am from the South, can you tell me what a Wanker is, I have saw this on here before but I don't know the term. Thanks 😉

 

[Strelnikov]

Peaches, wanking = choking the chicken. Draw your own conclusions from that. Big Jim or Biggles could probably add nuance to the answer, because the term is Brit/Aussie in origin.

Strelnikov

 

[amk714]

He's a bloody wanker or waniker!! 😀 😛

True! Other than that, Moses isn't so bad. Cheers! 😀

 

[JoBelle]

He's just a WANIKER!

W_A_N_I_K_E_R

Moby, how are ya sweetums? Do you feel the love?

Joby

 

[Biggles of 266]

Shaking hands with the Governor of Love

Covering the belly in sticky white love-piss

Shaking hot white coconuts from the veiny love-tree





all very childish. Another definition of wanker: someone who drives their hotted-up car through crowded streets very slowly with dance music or the sound-track to Moulin Rouge cranked up to ear splitting volume. Anyone whose car can out-bass Barry White. Getting the picture?

Biggles

 

[grippedchimp]

Other pseudonyms for "wanker"...
Squeezing your lizard
Spanking your monkey
Stroking your salami
Soaping your seal
Buffing your vampire slayer

And for those who are oblivious to double entendrés, then it is he who does the M-word...
Oh you innocent Yankies...

 

[peaches77]

Peaches, wanking = choking the chicken. Draw your own conclusions from that. Big Jim or Biggles could probably add nuance to the answer, because the term is Brit/Aussie in origin.

Strelnikov

Thank you Strelnikov. I had no clue...I do know the term choking the chicken and a few of the other terms that were listed. I felt stupid asking this question, but I was taught you will never learn anyting if you don't ask. I have saw "wanker" several times on the post and didn't know what it meant. Thank you for explaining it to me *Hugs*😉

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

Thank you Strelnikov. I had no clue...I do know the term choking the chicken and a few of the other terms that were listed. I felt stupid asking this question, but I was taught you will never learn anyting if you don't ask. I have saw "wanker" several times on the post and didn't know what it meant. Thank you for explaining it to me *Hugs*😉

Peaches, don't feel so bad. I had never heard that term either..choking the chicken we know that term in the south and few others, but wanker? 😕 I too was confused, one reason why I posted slang words 😉 Love and peace. Tracy

 

[ShiningIce]

Oh its true!! Its true!! Hes is a wanker (waniker)!

 

[Moses25]

Freakin' Moses with his spermicide jelly, pimple-ridden backside, toejam football, getting himself into ticklish situations (pun intented), Bigfeet hotline junkie, McNugget eatin', shit-eating grin wearing, funky smellin' all-around great guy!!😛

Eh? What? At the end of the day, I ain't gonna dis myself; that's your job.

Cheers.😀

P.M.S. Oh Joby, Joby, Joby...dreamin' aboot your tootsies every night, now. hehe.

 

[BigJim]

Wanker is British slang for someone who masturbates a lot. The closest equivalent in yankeeland would be jerkoff.

However, here are some more samples............


Draining the vein,
Parking the pink cadillac in the round garage,
Exorcising the steaming demon,
Dancing the hornpipe with the one-eyed sailor,
Flogging your log,
Slaughtering the bosche with the beef bayonet,
Visiting Mrs. Palm and her 5 daughters,
Making the pudding with the dumpling dagger,
Polishing your pecker,
Launching the cruise missile,
Bashing the bishop, (compare end of said instrument with a chess piece)
Flying the flag at half mast,
Pulling your pisser and of course that all time perenial favourite, strangling the Trapist Monk.

 

[BigJim]

Oh yeah, and Moses you're a bleeding wanker as well! 😀😀😀

 

[grippedchimp]

Good ones there, Jimmy. I hope that clears that up for you people on the west of the Atlantic. Cuss you, Moses? Alright then, you geriatric wanker. Go free all your hippies. Don't take it personal. 😉

BTW, and this is for the Brits out there, there was a little urban myth about the W-word in the C4 gameshow Countdown. It's quite a laugh. See this link if you're interested. http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/countdwn.htm

 

[BettyBoop2002]

But???? 😕 😕 I love Moses!!! Destiny

 

[Venus51099]

Hey how could you not love Moses! His humor and his funny sayings ! Feel the love Moses! Rose

 

[Moses25]

Thanx you two (Destiny & Rose).

For the rest of you blokes, how dare you hijack my thread and turn it into a conversational piece aboot the true meaning of the term "wanker"? 😛

Only Moses knows...

Cheers.😀

 

[ShiningIce]

Moses I demand you confess ur crime of being a wanker! (waniker). Now out with it lad ull feel better after confessing (At least until we tar and feather you) 😀

 

[Moses25]

Moses I demand you confess ur crime of being a wanker! (waniker). Now out with it lad ull feel better after confessing (At least until we tar and feather you) 😀

Actually, I wouldn't mind the feather part...

Could we invite EQ, Joby, Stacey, Tracy and Rose as well?

Just a thought, you wa-wa-wa-wanker!!

Cheers.😀

P.M.S. Where's amk when you need him? Must send out the pi signal...

 

[46and2]

When I worked at guitar center our definition of a wanker was someone who would pick up an instrument (usually a guitar) and not play anything resembling a rhythm. They would play nothing but solos until you wanted to strangle them to death. Useless info for those who care.

 

[slave4tickles]

Actually, I wouldn't mind the feather part...

Could we invite EQ, Joby, Stacey, Tracy and Rose as well?

Just a thought, you wa-wa-wa-wanker!!

Cheers.😀

P.M.S. Where's amk when you need him? Must send out the pi signal...

You left me out? <pouting>

 

[Moses25]

You left me out? <pouting>

Sorry, Special K. Would never leave you out intentionally...

All you babes need to come up to Canada for some real Cootchie Coo's, n'est pas?

Cheers, Katherine.😀

 

[ShiningIce]

Heeeeeeeeeeey stop stealing all the women!! See, this is why theres an anti-Moses thread in the first place.

 

[luv2bt&tickled]

Actually, I wouldn't mind the feather part...

Could we invite EQ, Joby, Stacey, Tracy and Rose as well?

Just a thought, you wa-wa-wa-wanker!!

Cheers.😀

P.M.S. Where's amk when you need him? Must send out the pi signal...

Hmmm gee I didn't get an invitation 😕 I know, it must have gotten lost in the post some where? Yeah, that's it!