bellystrokes
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THE BAPTIST & THE COWBOY
A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to
Texas.
After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda,
which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then
asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher
replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of
ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice.."
A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to
Texas.
After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda,
which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then
asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher
replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of
ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice.."
