Mystic Monk
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A man was handing out candy on Halloween and the door bell rings. It's a kid, dressed as a pirate, from down the street that everyone knew in the neighborhood. Poor kid had a speech impediment.
The man asked, "What a scary costume! What are you this year?"
The kid replied proudly, "I'm a birate!"
It was obvious what he meant, so the man asked, "Oh! A pirate! I'm scared! Where are your buccaneers?"
The kid got really angry, then he shouted, "They're on my bucking head!"
The man asked, "What a scary costume! What are you this year?"
The kid replied proudly, "I'm a birate!"
It was obvious what he meant, so the man asked, "Oh! A pirate! I'm scared! Where are your buccaneers?"
The kid got really angry, then he shouted, "They're on my bucking head!"
