The birds and the bees?

[AffectionateDan]

Here's a little different slant on an old story. . . . . .

Little Johnny asks: "Daddy, how was I born?"

Ol' Dad Says:

Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on AOL. Then, I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said: "You've Got Male!"

 

[chrisheaven]

😀 I swear you're getting better, Dan!😀

 

[giggleygirl25]

that's adorable

 

[chrisheaven]

just like me, eh gg?😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

That hurt my brain. 😀

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Good one, Dan. 😀

 

[AffectionateDan]

😀 I swear you're getting better, Dan!😀

That's what my doctors tell me, too!

Better than what?

You oughta try getting better soon, too.

That hurt my brain. 😀

Oh come now, surely even YOU can stand a teensy bit of pain... 🙄

LOL 😛
Good one, Dan. 😀

🙄 Yes. Yes it was.

 

[BigJim]

Daddy, how did you get me?



The stork brought you son.



Oh. Who fucked the stork then dad?

 

[JPie1]

that was a very cute joke!

 

[giantfan121262]

LMAO. That was a good one!! 🙂

 

[His Divine Shadow]

rofl @ Jim

😀

 

[BigJim]

Cheers guys. I do try, you know. 😛