The Blue Stinch are GONE GONE GONE!

[Laugh]

Congrats to the St Louis Cardinals who have officially ended the season for the LA Stinch and have advanced to the World Series!

Big stadiums don't win championships.
200 million payrolls don't win titles.
Division titles are meaningless.

25 years and still.. still.. STILL.. waiting..

Will all LA Stinch bandwagon fans please exit the bus now..

Dumbest comment by Don Mattingly : "Everyone wants a game seven. Even fans in St Louis want a game seven." .. WHAT???

 

[Sodahead]

I was really surprised by Clayton Kershaw. I think it was 7 ER through five innings that he gave up in the biggest game of his career to this point. The upside for the Dodgers is almost all of their starting lineup in signed through 2017 or 2018, and given that most of those guys are in their prime, a World Series within the next few years is not out of the question. But congrats to the Cardinals, they quietly go about their business and always seem in contention.

 

[Laugh]

I was really surprised by Clayton Kershaw. I think it was 7 ER through five innings that he gave up in the biggest game of his career to this point. The upside for the Dodgers is almost all of their starting lineup in signed through 2017 or 2018, and given that most of those guys are in their prime, a World Series within the next few years is not out of the question. But congrats to the Cardinals, they quietly go about their business and always seem in contention.

Once again the LA stinch FAILED. Even if Kershaw had given up only one run, they still had ZERO runs on the board. Shut out and dominated by a ROOKIE. Again, the LA turd blue stinch FAILED as always. 92 wins got them what? ELIMINATED. NL West champs got them what? ELIMINATED. All those poor fans who set attendance records, wasted their good money, only to see the stanky blue stinch FAIL FAIL FAIL in the (near) end as always. May it be another 25 years before they ever the see the glorious standard that is being called World Series Champions.

All of their fake fans can go home now. The season is OVER OVER OVER.

Kershaw didn't fare well against the Cardinals all season.

Maybe St Louis needs a swimming pool.. HAHAHA.. jump in the pool of failure you blue turd stinch classless pieces of trash!

 

[maniactickler]

Good bye chokers. enjoy your off season. 😡

 

[milagros317]

I am disappointed that Kershaw's worst outing of the year came in yesterday's elimination game.

Nevertheless, I rejoice at his season as a whole, which out to get him another Cy Young Award.

I am disappointed that the Dodgers didn't win the NLCS. Nevertheless, I would give them a grade of B for 2013. (My complete scheme for grading baseball seasons is below. I do NOT agree that winning a Division title is meaningless; the six teams that do so have earned an honor not shared by the other 24 teams.)

It is worth noting, for those who disparage the 2013 Dodgers, that the putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards had a far worse season.

The Dodgers were 92-70, finishing first in the NL West.
The putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards were 76-86, finishing tied for 3rd/4th in the NL West, ahead of only Colorado.
Looking at all 30 major league teams, the putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards at 76-86 were tied for 18th/19th place.

Finally, if one views the baseball season as "all or nothing," meaning that any team that does not win the World Series has failed, then:

The putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards were total and complete FAILURES for their first HALF CENTURY in S.F.

Appendix: My grading scheme for baseball teams

Winning the World Series: A+
Getting into the World Series, but losing it: A
Getting into the League Championship Series (LCS), but losing it: B
Getting into post-season play, but not into the LCS: C
Finishing over .500, but not reaching post-season play: D
Finishing exactly at .500: D-
Finishing below .500: F

The Dodgers grade this year is B.
Next year, if Ramirez is healthy all year and with Puig more mature, I hope for better.

And what grade is assigned to the putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards? F!!!

 

[Laugh]

I am disappointed that Kershaw's worst outing of the year came in yesterday's elimination game.

Nevertheless, I rejoice at his season as a whole, which out to get him another Cy Young Award.

I am disappointed that the Dodgers didn't win the NLCS. Nevertheless, I would give them a grade of B for 2013. (My complete scheme for grading baseball seasons is below. I do NOT agree that winning a Division title is meaningless; the six teams that do so have earned an honor not shared by the other 24 teams.)

It is worth noting, for those who disparage the 2013 Dodgers, that the putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards had a far worse season.

The Dodgers were 92-70, finishing first in the NL West.
The putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards were 76-86, finishing tied for 3rd/4th in the NL West, ahead of only Colorado.
Looking at all 30 major league teams, the putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards at 76-86 were tied for 18th/19th place.

Finally, if one views the baseball season as "all or nothing," meaning that any team that does not win the World Series has failed, then:

The putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards were total and complete FAILURES for their first HALF CENTURY in S.F.

Appendix: My grading scheme for baseball teams

Winning the World Series: A+
Getting into the World Series, but losing it: A
Getting into the League Championship Series (LCS), but losing it: B
Getting into post-season play, but not into the LCS: C
Finishing over .500, but not reaching post-season play: D
Finishing exactly at .500: D-
Finishing below .500: F

The Dodgers grade this year is B.
Next year, if Ramirez is healthy all year and with Puig more mature, I hope for better.

And what grade is assigned to the putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards? F!!!

Pleases note the following:

The Giants defeated the Dodgers in head to head competition in 2013, despite their disappointing season.
The Giants have more World Series titles than the Dodgers.
The Giants have won more games than any team in baseball history.
The Giants have defeated the Cardinals in the NLCS overcoming a 3-1 deficit (something the blue stinch FAILED to do).
The Giants have won 2 world series titles in the last 3 seasons (something the LA Stinch haven't seen or even been to in the last QUARTER CENTURY).

May the blue stinch go back to Arizona and celebrate again in a pool of failure. The mightiest, greatest, most awesome pitcher in the universe couldn't find a way to win a game going against a rookie. In fact, he had the worst game of the season when he counted most. But don't blame him alone. His teammates couldn't even score a single run against a ROOKIE. A great display of FAILURE, a common theme any fan of the blue turds is most used to by now. And all the other fake fans in LA can stop pretending.

May the dodgers enjoy the off-season and ponder their playoff FAILURE and realize somehow the chant "NL West Champs" doesn't quite have the same ring when you can't finish the job.

 

[milagros317]

Two suggestions for fans of the putrid motherfucking hated jints filth:

A) Until your team wins its 82nd game in some future season, refrain from criticizing the team that won the Division in which your team of losers resides.

B) If you can't shut up, then do the following:
1. Eat shit.
2. Drop dead.
3. Roast in Hell which is where you belong.

76-86
And the putrid motherfucking hated jints filth deserve worse next year.

 

[Laugh]

Two suggestions for fans of the putrid motherfucking hated jints filth:

A) Until your team wins its 82nd game in some future season, refrain from criticizing the team that won the Division in which your team of losers resides.

B) If you can't shut up, then do the following:
1. Eat shit.
2. Drop dead.
3. Roast in Hell which is where you belong.

76-86
And the putrid motherfucking hated jints filth deserve worse next year.

First, the fact the Giants have won more games than any team in baseball history makes your statement sound totally idiotic and irrelevant.

Secondly, I will never shut up when it comes to echoing the sounds of dodger FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE. Constantly reminding them the glorious Giants did indeed defeat the Cardinals in the NLCS overcoming a 3-1 deficit - again, something the dodgers FAILED to do.

May the footcrud of FAILURE forever rot in their bowels and linger with the taste of DEFEAT and FAILURE forever.

p.s. your response sounded as immature as the overrated antics of their overrated cuban defector who (possibly) was involved with the drug cartel.

 

[milagros317]

[irrelevant ranting by a fan of the putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards]

What ever you say, your team of pathetic losers was 76-86 in 2013.

They were tied for 3rd/4th in the NL West, 16 games behind the NL West Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

They were tied for 18th/19th among all 30 teams in MLB.

Finally, you are not fit to lick the shit out of Yasiel Puig's asshole. Not that a fan of the putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards should ever be allowed in the same room as him.

PS: Having lost your bet about how few games the Dodgers would win in 2013, be sure to let us know what losing bet you will make in 2014.

 

[milagros317]

You have to have a short leash on a guy that pitched a load of innings and was on short rest a few times down the stretch and in the playoffs. I don't care if Kershaw is a hall of famer or not. This is what happens in a long season. Scherzer, Mad Max would fit that also. Besides Wacha was the best pitcher in baseball the last 4 - 6 weeks of the regular season and in the playoffs. Wacha also did not throw a lot of innings this year and was much fresher.

Excellent points. Given how well Wacha pitched, a short leash on Kershaw would have meant losing by a lower final score. 🙁

 

[Laugh]

What ever you say, your team of pathetic losers was 76-86 in 2013.

They were tied for 3rd/4th in the NL West, 16 games behind the NL West Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

They were tied for 18th/19th among all 30 teams in MLB.

Finally, you are not fit to lick the shit out of Yasiel Puig's asshole. Not that a fan of the putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards should ever be allowed in the same room as him.

PS: Having lost your bet about how few games the Dodgers would win in 2013, be sure to let us know what losing bet you will make in 2014.

Every one of your failed attempts at a comeback get even more comical.

How does it feel knowing a team that won only 76 games all season, still defeated your team more times than you could defeat them? To put this a way even idiot dodger fans can understand.. if they are "losers".. guess what? YOU LOST TO THEM.

You know what's really sad and funny? More baseball fans can tell you who Steve Bartman is over the last time the dodgers won the series.

The phrase "NL West Champs" - and NOTHING afterwards - means YOU COULDN'T FINISH THE JOB.

The Glorious San Francisco Giants have TWO (recent) pennants waving in their majestic stadium that say WORLD CHAMPIONS (meaning they FINISHED the job) - oh I know the dodgers have them too - back from the dinosaur age (yawn) Please do not bore us with ancient history and 80's trivia night. News flash, we are well past the year 2000 these days.

It's just that the Giants two recent pennants actually have a year beginning the numeral "2". You don't have to google their last WORLD SERIES title to verify it actually happened (unlike the dodgers).

How does it feel knowing all of those 92 massive wins got them ELIMINATED?

How does it feel knowing winning the NL West got them ELIMINATED?

The dodgers waking up every morning, reading the paper, having breakfast, maybe going fishing or playing a round of golf, maybe going to Chase Field for another swim.. because they COULDN'T FINISH THE JOB and got ELIMINATED and their season is OVER OVER OVER because once again they FAILED FAILED FAILED.

And perhaps worst of all, how does it feel knowing your dodgers FAILED you personally.. FAILED to FINALLY go to the series for their fans age 60+? Knowing time is running out.. those fans are only getting older.. those fans have kept faith.. hoping.. waiting.. praying.. believing.. reliving the 80s glory days.. wasting their money on game tickets, buying merchandise.. all for NOTHING because the dodgers FAILED FAILED FAILED again.

NL West Champs? Division titles are meaningless. Just ask Mitchell. Ask how many Atlanta Braves players would trade every one of their division titles that weren't followed through - for a WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP? The title that says you got the job done. Mission accomplished. Time to go home now.

Ask NFL quarterback Tom Brady how much going 16-0 and winning your division means if you lose the Super Bowl.

Division titles that aren't followed up simply means you won the right to watch another team win the series.

My favorite quote all season: "Do not adjust your sets. The Cards are leading 9-0 here in St Louis." - classic

 

[Laugh]

Good bye chokers. enjoy your off season. 😡

Couldn't have said it better myself. 🙂

Fun reading: http://www.sportsgrid.com/mlb/yasie...th-the-coast-guard-and-a-mexican-drug-cartel/

I enjoyed the part where he tried to bribe the ship's translator. I wonder how much he paid the cartel?

 

[milagros317]

[ranting by a fan of the putrid motherfucking jints bastards has been deleted]

Fact:
The noble DODGERS are the 2013 NL WEST CHAMPIONS.
Fact:
The putrid motherfucking jints bastards finished 76-86, ten games below .500, (opinion: which is where they belong).

Opinion:
Every fan of the putrid motherfucking jints bastards should:
1. Eat shit.
2. Drop dead.
3. Roast in Hell where you belong, fans of the putrid motherfucking jints bastards.

 

[Laugh]

Fact:
The noble DODGERS are the 2013 NL WEST CHAMPIONS.

Didn't I see that tee-shirt in the value bin yesterday? I think it was something like 60% off..