The Bug Bugman Thread

[tkrexx]

I just wanted ol' Bugman to have something to look at when he finally gets back online! 😛

 

[huskys]

Hey Buggy!!!
Got your PM, hope you're back online soon mate!!!

 

[tkrexx]

He's a murderer of millions, that Bugman.

 

[Dário F]

Hi Bugman, just drive safe on your vacations! 😀

 

[tkrexx]

I remember the size of the Texas Killer Cockroaches, and I can visualize them quaking in fear of Bugman's return!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Bugman, just ignore tkrexx's crazy rants. *whispers* I think he forgot to take his medication today. 😛

 

[tkrexx]

My medication be damned! I can still find my arse with both hands!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

My medication be damned! I can still find my arse with both hands!

😛 You need both hands to find your arse??? 😕
*feels with one hand* Hmm, is that my arse? I don't know. *uses other hand* Yep, there it is. That's my arse! 😱

 

[Tamia78]

It's not very nice to bug people but......

Are ya annoyed yet?????
--T

 

[Pokey]

It is my understanding that as Bugman departed KC all the bugs were up and cheering, can you believe it?

Ok, I was afraid that was hard to swallow. Hey Bugman, check out TKRexx's new sig pic. He sure can make my fingers wiggle just thinking about those gals However, that is a good thing. I still plan on going thru I O W A one day, but can no longer go thru KC 🙁 . But, Minnesota will fill in quite nicely, and you better be nice dear Nemesis, for I got a birthday game for ya!

 

[kered]

Since Bugman moved several liquor stores in Kansas have had to close their doors.

 

[brokenblue]

Hi Bugman! 😛 😀

 

[Tamia78]

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Am I buggin you yet??? I'm really, really trying!
I think we should all call Buggy and then hang up when he answers! Let's really bug bugman!
--T

ps. I actually had to edit this post because it said I had too many smileys in it! How's THAT for buggin?

 

[tkrexx]

You need both hands to find your arse???

Apparently, mine arse is bigger than thine! I'm known in certain circles as "Muscle-Butt," you know...

I still plan on going thru I O W A one day

...And you would be most welcome, Sir, and your lovely Bride as well! I was kinda hopin' Bugman would take a slight detour from his migration to the Texican continent...Could that be him, peeking in my window???

Am I buggin you yet???

Now THAT Lady knows how to BUG!! We need a cockroach smilie, don't you think?

Since Bugman moved several liquor stores in Kansas have had to close their doors.

No, but they were finally able to ditch the cots in the back rooms... 😉

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Apparently, mine arse is bigger than thine! I'm known in certain circles as "Muscle-Butt," you know...

Muscle-Butt, huh? Y'know I don't think bugman needs to know that. For that matter, nobody needs to know.
bugman, it's clear we miss you. Hope you come back soon. 😛

 

[tkrexx]

And why, pray tell, should the man with the bionic buttocks keep that a secret??? 😕

 

[kered]

When a man in Kansas was told that Bugman had moved to another state he replied, " No wonder it smells better around here!"



You know, it's really awful to say these things about a good friend when he can't defend himself............................nawwwwwwww!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

And why, pray tell, should the man with the bionic buttocks keep that a secret??? 😕

Simple: TMI!!! 😛 (too much information)

 

[tkrexx]

Well, in a world where information is power... For instance, think of all the information Bugman must be privvy to to become the scourge of the insect world!!

 

[General Zod]

When he sees y'all bugging him,he will send his bug army after y'all

 

[tkrexx]

That's a common misconception, Good General, as it quite often seems as though Bugman sends insect plagues to destroy an area, when actually the swarms are fleeing in panic from his mere presence...And that's before he breaks out the heavy artillery! (That patented Bubonic bug spray really does a number on 'em!)

 

[goddess_nemesis]

That's a common misconception, Good General, as it quite often seems as though Bugman sends insect plagues to destroy an area, when actually the swarms are fleeing in panic from his mere presence...And that's before he breaks out the heavy artillery! (That patented Bubonic bug spray really does a number on 'em!)

Actually I disagree, bugman has control of the insects and will sic them on anyone he wants.
That's why he's bugman, controllor of bugs!!!
Remember that when your house becomes infested! 😱 😛

 

[Pokey]

You know, this thread could be considered a real bug-aboo......(wow, thats bad).

tkrexx And why, pray tell, should the man with the bionic buttocks keep that a secret???

So, you are saying Bugman is a real steel butt type? The things we never knew?

 

[NavelTickler75]

Actually I disagree, bugman has control of the insects and will sic them on anyone he wants.
That's why he's bugman, controllor of bugs!!!
Remember that when your house becomes infested! 😱 😛

Makes him a very rich man then, send in the bugs, annoy the hell out of people and scare the shit out of them, then swoop in, get rid of them all, and take the folks, liqour and money!

 

[kered]

I have received proof that Bugman is getting back to his old ways in Texas.