Mash
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Alright, so I just wanted to do this for fun. I don't know if this has been done before in some similar manner, and I am NOT pointing fingers, or placing names on any individual(s) in particular with this thread. This is PURELY meant to be humorous.
Anyways, I wanted to go ahead and design a 'system' of sorts for creeps in general. If you are offended by this in any way, then you're probably one of the aforementioned creeps. This does not apply to anyone in particular, so just chill. I don't want to have to make this disclaimer any longer.
Now then...first in the order of Creeps...
Tier 3: These guys are definitely the Lords of the Creeps. These are the Deceitful ones, the traps, the imposters...these are the creepy guys who run around acting like girls, pretending to be the opposite gender. (To clarify, this does not apply to the people who 'temporarily' switch genders to fit into a RP scenario.)
Tier 2: This one I had to split into two categories; I simply could not generalize them into one.
Type one: The Pop-ups. These guys are one of the more annoying types of creeps, staying silent just below the surface until someone of their gender preference shows up, in which case they will make themselves known, greeting the person whereas they had ignored all others.
Type two: The Whiners. These are the most annoying creep in my book. These are the creeps that occasionally add to the main chat, but have a select few people that they like to stalk. They will constantly crave these people's attention, and will make a big deal out of it if they do not get said attention, usually with some display of self-pity.
Tier 1: These are the most common type of creep, and can be categorized easily with one word: Lurkers. Lurkers I don't mind as much, as they tend to leave me alone, but that does not mean they are any less annoying to others. Lurkers hide just below the surface, never talking. They probably don't even blink. However, as soon as someone steps up that so much as smells like their gender preference, they will pounce; PM-raping that person with no regard to their respect or privacy. They often use opening phrases like, "hi asl" or "u a lee or ler?"
Again, folks...this is meant to be funny. I can't imagine how many people can relate to this crap, and I'm doing this solely for their entertainment.
*cough* Any gender discrimination in this post is purely your imagination.
Don't ban me pl0x!
Anyways, I wanted to go ahead and design a 'system' of sorts for creeps in general. If you are offended by this in any way, then you're probably one of the aforementioned creeps. This does not apply to anyone in particular, so just chill. I don't want to have to make this disclaimer any longer.
Now then...first in the order of Creeps...
Tier 3: These guys are definitely the Lords of the Creeps. These are the Deceitful ones, the traps, the imposters...these are the creepy guys who run around acting like girls, pretending to be the opposite gender. (To clarify, this does not apply to the people who 'temporarily' switch genders to fit into a RP scenario.)
Tier 2: This one I had to split into two categories; I simply could not generalize them into one.
Type one: The Pop-ups. These guys are one of the more annoying types of creeps, staying silent just below the surface until someone of their gender preference shows up, in which case they will make themselves known, greeting the person whereas they had ignored all others.
Type two: The Whiners. These are the most annoying creep in my book. These are the creeps that occasionally add to the main chat, but have a select few people that they like to stalk. They will constantly crave these people's attention, and will make a big deal out of it if they do not get said attention, usually with some display of self-pity.
Tier 1: These are the most common type of creep, and can be categorized easily with one word: Lurkers. Lurkers I don't mind as much, as they tend to leave me alone, but that does not mean they are any less annoying to others. Lurkers hide just below the surface, never talking. They probably don't even blink. However, as soon as someone steps up that so much as smells like their gender preference, they will pounce; PM-raping that person with no regard to their respect or privacy. They often use opening phrases like, "hi asl" or "u a lee or ler?"
Again, folks...this is meant to be funny. I can't imagine how many people can relate to this crap, and I'm doing this solely for their entertainment.
*cough* Any gender discrimination in this post is purely your imagination.
Don't ban me pl0x!
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