The Dare/s

[Random_Bloke]

Hello guys, it's been a while since I posted. This happened yesterday.

I was talking to a girl I'd met online quite recently, I know her through some of my friends from home. We've been in contact for quite some time now. I've never met Kelly in person before however I have seen pictures and she's very cute. Pretty face, the right amount of curvy. brown, straight hair and an innocent warming smile.

She's been telling me a guy from her work smells worse than death, he's a chef there. Apparently he smells so bad that not only are all the staff aware of it but some customers actually ask for their food to not be cooked by the 'smelly one' - I guess that's pretty bad right?

My dare was for her to get a picture with the smelly guy, going as close to the arm pit as possible. I love dares, huge satisfaction from watching someone do what they really don't wanna do but if it's an official dare, you can't say no, or you look like a complete chicken. So I pressed this fact.

She really really protested in a way that told me that she would have to try even though it was the worst thing on the planet to her.

I said to her "Kelly - this dare is so easy it's unbelievable, I can think of far worse than twenty or thirty seconds of terrible smell"

Kelly: "This guy smells worse than terrible!"

Me: "Do you want to know my version of a terrible dare?"

Kelly: "haha! It can't be worse than this"

Me: "Pfft right, one dare I've had to do is be strapped down to a bed and tickled for thirty minutes straight by two people, no breaks, it was insane...total torture."

Kelly: "Haha!! What? That's so easy! Far easier than mine! 😉"

Me: "What?! Are you crazy Kelly? tickled for thirty minutes? Non-stop? Everywhere! Tied down."

Kelly: "Way easier than what I have to do! More entertaining probably too 😉"

Me: "It was torture Kelly, you mustn't be very ticklish at all"

Kelly: "Oh I'm super ticklish but it'd still be a more fun dare."

I wasn't sure how to react, 'miss innocent' had guts. More guts than me on that front even, I have never turned down a dare but that one was terrible!

Me: "I dunno, you're crazy. I'd choose twenty seconds of smell any day"

Kelly: "Well at least with the tickling dare I'd be laughing for most of the time, the smelly one is sick and boring 😉"

Me: "I still don't think you understand the dare! Again; Tied down, thirty minutes non-stop, tickled absolutely everywhere, and usually they find all of your ticklish spots within the first 3 minutes."

Kelly: "As long as they didn't tickle my feet, they'd probably loose some teeth but yeah, that's do-able"

Me: "Everywhere Kelly, your feet are strapped down and they'd probably go there for at least 40% of the time. If they knew that was your spot probably much longer"

Kelly: "Damn"

Kelly: "I still think I'd do that over smelling the guy though"

Me: "I'm not going to win am I"

Kelly: "Nope 😉"

Me: "You've got guts Kelly"

Kelly: "Haha why thank you"

Me: "But my original dare still stands! 😉"

Kelly: "Yeah yeah I'll do my best tomorrow"

Me: "unless you really are serious"

Kelly: "About what?"

Me: "That you'd really prefer to be tied down for thirty minutes and tickled non stop and have that as a dare over your ridiculously easy dare"

Kelly: "Dare's aren't supposed to be easy 😉 so yeah I think I would definitely swap"

Me: "It's the worst thing I've experienced! How could you cope? Maybe it's just because I'm more ticklish or something. I wouldn't choose to do that again."

Kelly: "Well I haven't done the dare yet so I don't know."

Kelly: "What if you weren't tied down?"

Me: "How do you mean?"

Kelly: "Like if you laid down and let people get on top of you and tickle, so you had the ability to get away if you wanted?"

Me: "Oh yeah, that'd be easy enough. Not much of a dare though, I'm strong from working out at the Gym every day so they'd be easily moved"

Kelly: "Even if there were a few people sitting on you tickling the hell out of you?"

Me: "Realistically itd have to be four or more average sized people to keep me down."

Kelly: "That would be a really entertaining dare. It would be really fun to do to someone else too."

Me: "Yes, definitely, I'd enjoy getting my revenge more than anything"

Kelly: "Haha, yeah I bet!"

Me: "Still in shock that you'd choose the tough dare over your incredibly easy one"

Kelly: "The guy really does pong"

Me: "It can't be that bad seriously."

Kelly: "Yep, it's definitely bad, I'd choose tickling any day"

Me: "You'd say your feet are your most ticklish spot?"

Kelly: "Yeaah"

Me: "Then imagine being tied up for thirty minutes, totally immobile with someone tickling your feet trying every which way to make you laugh as hard as you can. Nothing you can do about it and it's non stop."

Me: "Now, tell me if thats worse than sniffing an armpit! Which one's more appealing/easy now?"

Kelly: "The tickling is definitely more appealing! But I guess the armpit is easier"

Me: "That's what I thought."

Kelly: "But like I said dares aren't supposed to be easy anyway, I'd still choose tickling."

Me: "What?! Even in the way I described?"

Kelly: "Especially in the way you described 😉"

Kelly: "If I found I could bare it I would probably increase the time too"

Me: "What?! That's ridiculous"

Kelly: "If it was bareable I'd definitely increase the time, to see how long I could take it, it'd be entertaining"

Me: "You're a crazy lady, but you got stones"

Kelly: "hehe thanks 🙂"

She had to go to sleep at this point, it was pretty late, the deal at the end was if she got the hillarious picture of her with smelly guy hopefully wearing a face that looks like she's swallowed a goat, then the dare is done and she's let off the hook. If she fails to complete the dare today or she decides she'd really prefer the other dare and chooses not to do her original dare then, well, we'll see how ticklish she is and whether she decides to go longer than thirty minutes 😉

(Sorry for the length and the dialogue heaviness of the post)