melanie2
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1. a husband and wife are sleeping at night when the phone rings..the blonde picks up the phone and her husband hears her say "How should i know, that's two hundred miles away.." her husband asks "What was that all about". she replied..."I don't know, some woman wanted to know if the coast was clear"
2. two blondes are walking down the street when they find a compact..the first blonde picks it up, looks at it and says "She looks familiar" the second blonde takes the compact from her, looks at it and replies, "Dummy that's me"
3. a blonde was at the doctor's when he informed her she was pregnant..being somewhat startled she asked him, "Is it mine?"
4. a blonde wanted to take helicopter lessons, but all the instructors were busy, and one agreed to give her lessons via radio..she got in and took off and he began instructing her on the various gears and how to elevate etc.. at times he could hear her exclaim over the view, how easy it was to fly...at one thousand feet she was doing fine...at two thousand feet he could no longer hear her..going outside he was horrified to see her crash..running over to pull her from the wreckage he asked "What happened?" the blonde replied.." I got cold, so i turned off the big fan"
5. a husband and wife were watching tv when he noticed she was eating m&ms. turning to her he said, "I thought you were watching your weight" she immediately retorted.."O i'm only eating the ones with the w"
2. two blondes are walking down the street when they find a compact..the first blonde picks it up, looks at it and says "She looks familiar" the second blonde takes the compact from her, looks at it and replies, "Dummy that's me"
3. a blonde was at the doctor's when he informed her she was pregnant..being somewhat startled she asked him, "Is it mine?"
4. a blonde wanted to take helicopter lessons, but all the instructors were busy, and one agreed to give her lessons via radio..she got in and took off and he began instructing her on the various gears and how to elevate etc.. at times he could hear her exclaim over the view, how easy it was to fly...at one thousand feet she was doing fine...at two thousand feet he could no longer hear her..going outside he was horrified to see her crash..running over to pull her from the wreckage he asked "What happened?" the blonde replied.." I got cold, so i turned off the big fan"
5. a husband and wife were watching tv when he noticed she was eating m&ms. turning to her he said, "I thought you were watching your weight" she immediately retorted.."O i'm only eating the ones with the w"
