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The Farmers Daughters

unclebill

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There once was a farmer who was raising three daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered their teens the girls dated, and on this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date. This was the first time this had occoured. As was his custom, he would greet the young suitor at the door holding his shotgun, not to menace ot threaten but merely to ensure that the young man knew who was boss.

The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. Father answered the door and the lad said, "Hi, my name`s Joe, I`m here for Flo. We`re going to the show, is she ready to go?" The father looked him over and sent the kids on their way.

The next lad arrived and said, "My name`s Eddie, I`m here for Betty. We`re gonna get some spaghetti, is she ready?" Father felt this one was okay, so off the kids went.

The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started off by saying, "Hi, my name`s Chuck............." and the farmer shot him. :jester: :jester:
 
bellystrokes said:
So darling Bill, where did you bury the body?

I didn`t want to press my luck, so I put put Chuck in the back of the truck, because after I shot him, he was kind of yuck. :wiseowl:
 
unclebill said:
I didn`t want to press my luck, so I put put Chuck in the back of the truck, because after I shot him, he was kind of yuck. :wiseowl:


Oh you schmuck!!!!!!
 
unclebill said:
Well, at least this joke doesn`t suck. 😛
At least you didn't say one daughter was a blonde or named Izzy and really pressed your luck.
 
kered said:
At least you didn't say one daughter was a blonde or named Izzy and really pressed your luck.

Well said, kered. :wiseowl: If the farmer had a daughter named Izzy, I`m certain he would have been in a tizzy over her date. :ermm:
 
Chuck pissed off the farmer and now he's fornicated. 😛
 
Sounds like a buncha puns to me!

All of your poetic licenses are hereby revoked! 🙄
 
kered said:
Chuck pissed off the farmer and now he's fornicated. 😛

I would hit this guy for saying "fornicated", but he can quickly duck.
har har har
 
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