The feather Kegger

[TallTampaTklDom]

Hey all, Im a college student at the university of pittsburgh, and I am propposing that we get together to have a kegger...college style! I mean cheap beer, red cups, beer bong, flip cup, keg stands and and of course crazy dancing. Of course you're thinking "This sounds like every other kegger" but you're missing one key element..the hottest pick line of the evening of course will be "Hey you have a nice teeth..are you ticklish" or my other favorite "Do you work out...i bet you could work an electric toothbrush!". Everyone on this fourm will be invited of course as long as their 18 and above because we'd like to keep a civil atmosphere...as civil as a bunch of drunk ticklers and ticklees can be of course. In closing I would love to hear the opinions of everybody...was this idea a stroke of genius?....or should I have simply put away the keyboard and grabbed another Natty Ice?
Ticklers/ticklees/male/female/venus/mars/gay/straight/Bush/Kerry/Montague/Capulet/GQ/Esquire/Jay Z/Beetles/India/Pakistan/Blair/Chirac + Putin/Superman/ Batman/Cosmo/Redbook/popped collar/down collar/cat/dog/ren/stimpy/Heathcliff/Gardfield/Egypt/Rome/Yankees/Braves/east coast(except NJ 😀 )/lower eastcoast/The West/The East(minus Tom Cruise)/electron/proton,hole,positron....I think i've got everyone covered
Much love and laughter
ol boy

Do I need proffesional help if i hear voices saying " If you make the jungle juice(vodka+koolaide+1 ton suger) the ladies will come"?